Elliot

[dr_mabeuse]

<<posted by mistake. No new thread here, folks. Sorry. Move along now. Nothing to see here. Move along, come on. No thread here...>>

 

[Arioso]

Hey!

I happen to like gawking at accidents! That vicarious horror of the onlooker gaping at someone else's misfortune.....ahhh, yes, the shallow, modern personality.....

 

[shereads]

AriO, can we make "Elliot" as successful a new thread as "Fuck Whore Fay?"

It needs an edgier name, don't you think?

 

[Arioso]

nahh....are you kidding?

It's like big-name billing. Y'know, how just "Bogart" or "Sinatra" or (in earlier days) "Erroll Flynn" on the marquee could draw in a crowd, regardless of the title.

Those in the know will surely flock! Hey....d'you think Wayne and Brandy could be persuaded to charge admission?

 

[Lady_Kit]

Elliot, was a man of large appetites and size. He drew women like honey draws bees, (well technically bees produce the honey, so thats kind of a dumb way to put it but anyway) Elliot was a ladies man. The mere mention of his name was enough to bring women from as far away as Casablanca.

Ah, the dreams they had of Elliot.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Hey, I like this! I can just lie back and post mistakes to this thread and the women flock around and peel me grapes.

---dr.M.

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*flock flock*

Sorry ... couldn't resist ...

::lobs a grape in the direction of an old friend and legs it through the exit ....::

DM x

 

[shereads]

Oh, my. What a popular boy we are.

Tongue bath? Champagne? A foot massage, perhaps?

 

[shereads]

AriO, Lady Kit, Delicious Maiden...Ladies, will you just look at the size of this man's...entourage?

I'm all a-tingle.

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*perk*

Nothing I like better than a sizeable "entourage!"

::ggls::

DM x

 

[Lady_Kit]

*peeling a fresh bunch of grapes*

Almost like having your own harem isn't Dr. M?

Morning ladies!

 

[Arioso]

Mornin' gals

Hey, SR!
What're you doing, getting into my wardrobe like that? And one of my favorite outfits, too.... ::taps foot imperiously::

:: Ducking a grape:: DM, you delicious maven, careful how you start food fights in here. Next we'll be spraying the...erm....whipping cream everywhere.

And Kit dear.....I owe you a post, don't I? Scurrying away now to tend to my mistress...

Cheers,
AriO

 

[English Lady]

*joins in the flocking*

i'm not so good at peeling grapes though....what else would you like me to do? *ewg*

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*enters armed with squirty cream*

Ummm... hiya again all ... my this is a cosy hang out ...

::ggls and presses nozzle experimentally watching the jet of thick cream squirt ::

Well .. what does that remind you of ... oh sorry ... did that catch you??

::ggls::

Lady Kit!

Seen you around sooo much and never had the chance to say hi!.

Arioso ... shereads ... and English lady ...

Ummm ... girls night in?
Where is the famous doctor nowadays anyhow??

DM x

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Hey. HEY!!!

It's me! I fell off the bed and you guys didn't even notice! Come on, make room!

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*ggls*

Hiya doc!

Been a while ... what are you doing down there?

Climb on up ... plenty of room ... ::winks at the others::

Sooo ... this is your place huh?

DM x

 

[Arioso]

Bed? Bed? Who said anything about a bed?

That implies a limited space -- and, yes, the possibility of a partner falling off the edge. We don' need no steenkin' bed! Huge piles of comfy rugs and blankets, wall-to-wall, all across the floor. Makes the entire place one, big space for a romp.

Careful when you stand up, though, doc. DM is armed with some cream, and she knows how to use it!

:: Dashing away and ducking just in the nick of time to avoid another arc of whipped cream::


AriO

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Hiya DM! Jeez! Look at this! It's like a celebrity roast!

And here's English Lady! My baby! She took my cyber cherry way back in my first game and was my main squeeze when we were Shipwrecked on Anal Goddess Island, still the best title for a thread I've ever seen! Then we stood by each other when the moderator went nuts on Hot, Wet, Planet.

Me and Delicious Maiden are the original Odd Couple. I would chase her all around in these posts, trying to get into her pants! I still remember how crazy she drove me as Cassy after she tried to rob me in the subway. I finally got my revenge in another shipwreck, this time when I was a pirate and she a Spanish Lady. And what happened to the last thread we had? We were going to try some original posting technique and our wires got crossed.

DM, I finally got that technique to work with Shereads in the Broken Wing thread. I wrote a post and emailed it to Shereads and she inserted her comments and we poosted the whole thing. Still one of the hottest posts I've ever done!

Well now what? Should I order out for a pizza? Or do you ladies all want to compare notes and embarrass the hell out of me?

 

[soliloquy]

*whimpers* Pizzzzzzaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and hi, Dr. Mab.

Sorry for my absence. My computer sucked sour grapes for a while there.

I didn't bring grapes, but I did bring raspberries. Is that ok?

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*sits back on the bed and applauds*

My my doc ... that sounded like a speech.

What award did you win I wonder??

Umm ... speech or a confession!?!? ::ggls::

Guess I'm the one who got away huh?
Chased and chased and never caught ... and I know ... I drive you crazy ... just make sure I'm fully clothed should you choose to chuck me out of your lil' haven here!

Pizza ... umm... could be good ... but ... I have squirty cream ... is it to unseasonal to crave strawberries?
Or is it just cherries you're after ? (Cos mine's long gone! <lol>)

DM x

 

[shereads]

English Lady deflowered The Doctor? Congratulations. You did a thorough job.

Ladies, does this outfit make my thighs look chunky? I thought I'd try a Domme thing; no violence, just force-feeding him grapes and a slap on the wrist. But the outfit has to be right...

 

[Arioso]

SR, your thighs look lovely

Nice outfit, dear, but one suggestion. If the doc plans to whisk you off for some world travel, a cruise might be better than a flight. Would hate to see you going through any metal detectors...

...then again, it has such Spinal Tap possibilities!

Cheers,
AriO

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*oooohhh dress up *

Umm lovely outfit ... do you mind terribly if I dress casually?

I think I'll just lay here on the bed with my cream ... looking for something to squirt ...

::smiles::

<slips into something comfortable and homey>

Mmmm nice ...

DM x

 

[shereads]

A Spinal Tap fan! One of my favorites.

No travel plans, AriO. This is such a fun spur-of-the-moment party, I just wanted to wear something appropriate. By the way, this is the outfit I borrowed from your closet, not the first one.

You can have it back as soon as I peel it off; it'll only -- take -- NGHH! -- it'll only take a sec -- MM%$#RF%@!!

I think I'll wear it for a few days. Thanks, AriO.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Shereads,

Loved the outfit!
And afterwards we can go bowling with your tits!

But really, that Louis XIV sofa is just sooo Grandma's house!


And this one:

I can just hear what it would sound like when you sat down on a vinyl sofa. How embarrassing!