Ellen Degeneres!!!! Found Dead!!!! Drowned!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

Face down in Ricky Lake!!!!!

Hmmmmmmmm?

 

[Siren]

OMG that is sooo bad......

 

[KillerMuffin]

Just oh my gawd Sparky, that was about your usual standards of awful, though.

 

[Beebeeblue]

*spewing tea all over screen* DAMMIT SPARKY!!!! Bad boy...go to your corner!!!

 

[*bratcat*]

OLLLLDDDDDDD

 

[Wizard]

*bratcat* Well aren't you just the smart one today....lol
Just kidding................

 

[TonyG]

Well

I never heard it before and I thought it was great. ROFL.

 

[Adoratrice]

Since Siren stole the only thing I could say "That was sooo bad!"LOL all I have to say is ...you have reached an all time low Gawd that was soooo bad

 

[CRaZy]

(To the tune of Waltzing Matilda)

Old Sparky Kronkite
Old Sparky Kronkite
He makes bad jokes
About girls that are gay
And his voice may be heard
As they throw him in a billabong
He won't make jokes any more in that way.

LOL

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I've done this one but for you newer folks.......

Q: How does a West "By God" Virginia mom, tell when her daughter's on the rag?????

A: Her son's dick tastes funny!!!

Truly an all time low.