Elin Nordegren Gets $750M, Custody of Kids in Exchange for Silence in Tiger Woods Div

[Sonny_Bono]

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Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday.

The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one.

He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.

But she can never publicly speak out over his alleged flings with socialite Rachel Uchitel, reality star Jaimee Grubbs, porn queen Joslyn James and up to 17 others.

A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...hange-silence-tiger-woods-divorce/?test=faces

 

[The Mutt]

I fucked a Perkins waitress once.

She was awesome.

850 million dollars worth of awesome?

Probably not.

But she was sweet!

 

[hogjack]

I fucked a Perkins waitress once.

She was awesome.

850 million dollars worth of awesome?

Probably not.

But she was sweet!

Mr. Woods banged approximately 120 slightly skanky ladies.

$850 million is a steep price but I'd be willing to go a half-billion for the action. He probably overpaid by $300 million. Next time he'll negotiate better.

 

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[koalabear]

$750M, that'll leave a divot in the bank account.

 

[retd]

Lol he really must have something to hide.

 

[Daehreppoc]

75%...

Is there any wonder why men, particularly successful ones, are reluctant to commit????????????