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LusterMunky

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Looking for young (18ish) blonde cupcake to inherit my (considerable) wealth. This will require some patience on your part as I probably have a few months left (I'm still able to sit up and take nourishment).

I'm seeking a gurl who has perky breasts and not a shred of self respect. I do not require a pre-nup, only that you prance around naked at my villa in the South of France. It would be nice if you're stupid, but that's not required.

As for me, I have a good sense of humor, only moderate testicular droop, and still have my own teeth.
 
Did you say you're looking for an 18 year old cupcake? I have a 20 year old fruit cake. Does that count?

I have perky breasts and my own teeth in a glass on the counter.
 
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yellow_rose71 said:
Did you say you're looking for an 18 year old cupcake? I have a 20 year old fruit cake. Does that count?

I have perky breasts and my own teeth in a glass on the counter.
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I am most interested in you perky breasts. Please get back to me before I expire. My esteemed doc, Dr. Hands Lorie is hovering over my like a buzzard.
 
Could u be any cuter munk? unfortunately I am past your age preference but my engine has a good many miles left in her....
 
I am sad to report the Mister Munky is in critical condition and is not able to receive visitors. He will, however, accept chocolate chip cookies if the chocolate chips are an approximation of the image of Jesus.

- Dr. Hands Lorie, MD.
 
My cupcakes are at least 18 years old. My breasts are perky with enough duct tape. I have been to France, but have never stayed in a villa, but you know me, I am usually naked.

Can we have our own goats and chickens at your villa?

Testie droop is sexy!!! ;) :kiss:
 
This Dr. Lorrie plays many rolls.... If I'm not mistaken he was a director last year having me jump for take after take on a trampoline. He kept insisting that Dutchrain's glitter was reflecting off my boobs.

Munk.... are you up to something?
 
Well, I'm not an 18 year old cupcake however, I am a nurse. Perhaps I can assist in some home health care? You know, sponge baths and the likes of such

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
 
lilydance said:
Well, I'm not an 18 year old cupcake however, I am a nurse. Perhaps I can assist in some home health care? You know, sponge baths and the likes of such

Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
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Thank you for your Gold Digger application. It has been Duly Noted, which is one of my few unfulfilled sexual fantasies.

Please expect a prompt response yesterday.
 
LusterMunky said:
Thank you for your Gold Digger application. It has been Duly Noted, which is one of my few unfulfilled sexual fantasies.

Please expect a prompt response yesterday.
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LOL! It's the scrubs that turn you on isn't it? And now I'm going to tease you with a sexy secret, Ready??

I have them in all different colors. Pink, blue, lavender... Oh yeah!!
 
lilydance said:
LOL! It's the scrubs that turn you on isn't it? And now I'm going to tease you with a sexy secret, Ready??

I have them in all different colors. Pink, blue, lavender... Oh yeah!!
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Congratulations Ms. Dance! You are a Winner in the Gold Digger Sweepstakes!! Within days you will receive a voucher for a FREE inflatable Munky (shipping and handling charges may apply)
 
MsLead said:
Could u be any cuter munk? unfortunately I am past your age preference but my engine has a good many miles left in her....
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He'll take what he can get. But you better insist on a pre-nup, and get it signed right quick.
 
LusterMunky said:
Uh zero. I think the (moderate) testicular droop put gurls off.
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As long as you aren't tripping over them, it's probably ok. Some of those sweet young things like to feel them slapping on their arsehole as you go at it as well as a dying old perv is able. ;)
 
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