Elderly American Monster from Cloverfield Invaded England

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England Invaded by Elderly American Monster from Cloverfield,
and the Monster's Children


The people of Merry Olde England are dodging fists
that are the size of taxis, and feet the size of Big Ben.
The Monster's Children Are Raising Havoc on the
streets of London.

Everyone in London is afraid that the Godzilla-sized
Monster will fall and crush Westminster Abbey

The citizens have built a dirigible balloon that is a
replica of the Cloverfield monster. They hope that
the elderly Monster will follow the balloon out to
sea.

It seems the elderly Cloverfield monster was searching
for something in the gardens of Buckingham Palace.
The cooks prepared food, and left a trail of meals
leading back to the streets. The monster ignored
the food, and scratched at the windows, and licked
them. The Royals occupying the building have
been deafened by the loud roars of the monster.
The grounds of the palaces have been overrun
by the parasites hopping off of the body of the
monster. Some are quite agressive and armored.
They cannot be chased off with gardening tools.

Stronger measures have been called for.
The military has been called in.

 

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Elderly American Monster from Cloverfield waded over to Ireland.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-ne...-casual-dinner-party-at-doonbeg-38189745.html

It then splashed to Normandy where it screeched in concert with Laura Ingraham

http://dctribune.org/trump-forces-d...-fox-news-rampage-against-pelosi-and-mueller/


FRANCE 24 English Verified Account
@France24_en Replying to @FrancoisF24
@jakeishistory @JenniferiRyan

#DDay75thAnniversary:
What's to think of #Trump's use of the word "crusade" in his speech?
"This was an important war... when you throw around terms like crusade
so loosely, it's a little problematic"

@jakeishistory, author of "D-Day in Numbers"

9:22 AM - 6 Jun 2019

Seems as though the Cloverfield spawn waded to Ireland, along with their father.

Jennifer Jacobs Verified Account
@JenniferJJacobs

In Irish village of Doonbeg where Trump bought a
golf resort in 2014, no protesters with baby-Trump
balloon—instead street party of Irish dancing,
US flags.

@DonaldJTrumpJr and @EricTrump did pub crawl,
posing for selfies, buying drinks,

@Reuters reports

Simon Carswell Verified Account
@SiCarswell Replying to @SiCarswell

No second Trump Bros pub crawl in Doonbeg tonight.
Am told Eric & Donald Jr flew back to the US today
#TrumpInIreland #TrumpVisit

10:58 AM - 6 Jun 2019 from Clare, Ireland

(link)

12:46 AM - 6 Jun 2019

Jennifer Jacobs Verified Account
@JenniferJJacobs

Trump did a Fox News interview with Laura Ingraham
before the war remembrance in Normandy.

D-Day ceremony began late, but reporters at the event
say Trump had finished his Fox gig before France’s Macron,
who was apparently running late, had arrived.
3:52 AM - 6 Jun 2019

HuffPost slammed Ingraham's decision to joke about Democratic
politicians who they allegedly "use kids as props" during her
broadcast, which took place against the backdrop of the cemetery
at Normandy.

An article titled "Laura Ingraham just delivered the most
tone-deaf moment in Fox News history" read in part:

More than 9,300 soldiers are buried at the cemetery, which is
generally reserved for solemn ceremonies, like on or near the
anniversary of the June 6, 1944 D-Day invasion.
But on Wednesday, those graves served as a backdrop for
Ingraham’s political show as she and Arroyo snarked their
way through a segment on recent campaign events in which
Democratic candidates took questions from children.

“Kids say the darndest things!” Ingraham said, laughing,
after sharing a clip of an 11-year-old asking former Vice
President Joe Biden about impeachment.

https://www.salon.com/2019/06/06/do...tisan-interview-with-fox-news-laura-ingraham/

CNN's John Berman criticized Trump's decision to sit down with
Ingraham, pointing out that the Fox News anchor recently defended
the white supremacist Paul Nehlen, who ran for Congress last year.



[The Wrap]

Jon Levine

May 1, 2019

Laura Ingraham was down another advertiser Tuesday
night after the men’s wellness line Hims announced
they would be dropping the show. The move came a
day after Ingraham’s guest Texas Lt. Governor Dan
Patrick mocked 2020 presidential candidate
Beto O’Rourke as “light in the loafers.”

The Hims departure comes as Ingraham’s show was
steadily climbing out from a year-long advertiser
boycott first initiated by Parkland shooting
survivor David Hogg

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/laura-ingraham-loses-sponsor-guest-132112060.html

 

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What we learned from the Trump family’s London vacation

6 Jun 2019

Ivanka kicked things off with a photo of her outside the V&A,
on her way to visit the Christian Dior show, and as an American
taxpayer, can I just say how thrilled I am to have paid for her to do this?
She is the “informal adviser to the president”. Is that just code for “favourite child”?
Donnie Jr and Eric. Donnie, sadly, left his girlfriend, former Fox News
presenter Kimberly Guilfoyle, back in the US, which is a shame, because
she would have been the sludge on this whole trip’s cowpat pie.
Eric Trump is best known for the lawsuit issued against his
charity, and his presence here, alongside his pregnant wife
Lara, was so inexplicable I have nothing to say about it.
Trump daughter Tiffany’s decision to dress like Aunt
Pittypat for the dinner at Buck House.
(ballroom of Buckingham palace)

( wiki pic of Pittypat Hamilton | Gone With the Wind (cast member)
elderly Aunt dressed in Southern American version of Victorian)

Guardian.co.uk

Still waiting to see how much of the tab for the Trump UK
Family Vacation the American taxpayer is expected to cover.