Eggo Masturbation.

parodyluvr75

Owl of Minerva
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I want you to drizzle that artificially flavored high fructose corn syrup maple syrup product all over my luscious lady parts. Then let's mess around on a bacon and butter slip n slide.
 
I'll do the bacon and butter slip n slide but only if I can coat my lady parts with blackberry jam. In a pinch cherry preserves, will work. A union of syrup and jam will be envied by all.
 
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