Eerie postal-shemale link

[katori]

What's the connection between MtF transsexuals and Maryland post offices? Do TS's hang out at them? Is our mail impregnated with female hormones?

Do a websearch for the phrase "maryland post offices," and prepare to be spooked. Can anyone explain this?

 

[glamorilla]

the word "post".

Post op ts.

silly.

 

[lovetoread]

huh?

 

[katori]

Well, almost, glamorilla. But if they're post-op, they're not shemales. Shemales are somatically female except the schlong. And why Maryland?

Thanks for the angle, though, I hadn't thought about it that way. You're adept at wordplay.

 

[perks]

Well, almost, glamorilla. But if they're post-op, they're not shemales. Shemales are somatically female except the schlong. And why Maryland?

Thanks for the angle, though, I hadn't thought about it that way. You're adept at wordplay.

cause I have a big dick.

 

[katori]

cause I have a big dick.

You have a big duck?
But do you hang out at post offices?

 

[glamorilla]

Well, almost, glamorilla. But if they're post-op, they're not shemales. Shemales are somatically female except the schlong. And why Maryland?

Thanks for the angle, though, I hadn't thought about it that way. You're adept at wordplay.

True but they all tend to get categorized together (a post op ts is a pre-she male) so if you do a google search for one you'll probably get all the rest as well.

Searching for the most innocent things will eventually turn up x-rated websites if your computer doesnt have any adult blocks. I only recently discovered google but it happens more with (snicker) hot bot.

 

[Mellon Collie]

You're adept at wordplay.

It may have something to do with him secretly wanting to have sex with me, I'm not sure though.

 

[perks]

You have a big duck?
But do you hang out at post offices?

yep, there's one across the street.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

The next fucking "newbie"......

.......that sends me to pop-up hell is going to pay one hell of a price!

You are on my shit list Kotex and will probably be on a few others! To bad I didn't look at the number of posts on this weasel!

Rhumb

 

[perks]

It may have something to do with him secretly wanting to have sex with me, I'm not sure though.

that's a secret, Crimpy?

 

[katori]

I guess you'd have to expect it with a name like that. It's just kinda strange to see the ordinary phrase thrown in there on not one, but several different shemale erotica-oriented pages. Although there were several with a 20-something syllable medical term having to do with duodenum function, too. Maybe the porn page designers just think in their little heads "Why the hell not"

 

[perks]

Re: The next fucking "newbie"......

.......that sends me to pop-up hell is going to pay one hell of a price!

You are on my shit list Kotex and will probably be on a few others! To bad I didn't look at the number of posts on this weasel!

Rhumb

you actually looked? tsk tsk, smartie.

 

[glamorilla]

It may have something to do with him secretly wanting to have sex with me, I'm not sure though.

It means I have a silver spoon and know how to use my tongue.

 

[Mellon Collie]

that's a secret, Crimpy?

Secret cause he's gay silly.

 

[katori]

Re: The next fucking "newbie"......

.......that sends me to pop-up hell is going to pay one hell of a price!

You are on my shit list Kotex and will probably be on a few others! To bad I didn't look at the number of posts on this weasel!

Rhumb

Jeez, I didn't say to open the sites, just to do a search. It should've been obvious that they were spamarrific commercial porn sites by the phraseology. Sorry for misdirecting you, though. I guess you've been spoiled by the unpretentious goodness of lit.

 

[Mellon Collie]

It means I have a silver spoon and know how to use my tongue.

See how he flirts with me?

It's love.

 

[perks]

Secret cause he's gay silly.

then why am I pregnant with his love child?

 

[Mellon Collie]

then why am I pregnant with his love child?

My Glam wouldn't do that to me.

 

[glamorilla]

Jumpers?

 

[katori]

Secret cause he's gay silly.

I have friends who are secretly Bi, but don't want to come out of the closet that they're not completely gay because all their gay friends wouldn't respect them anymore. Don't be afraid, it's all good!

 

[perks]

Jumpers?

HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I just wanted to see Crimpy nervous.

 

[glamorilla]

She does get this glow when shes all a titter.

 

[Mellon Collie]

See?

He loves me.

 

[perks]

See?

He loves me.

I never doubted it. I mean, who wouldn't?