Eel slithers up man’s penis during bath

[JackLuis]

WTF!

A Chinese man named Zhang Nan received a very unhappy ending during a recent trip to a spa: While sitting in a bath with live eels to cleanse his skin, an eel slithered up his urethra and all the way up into his bladder, UK newspaper Metro reported.

 

[Handley_Page]

A likely story:
And Elvis is working in the local chip shop. . . . .

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Really, Jack? Did you just happen to Google those words and come up with this story. Amazing!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Just because there's a penis in the story doesn't make it erotica news, Jack.

Not even if there's an eel in the penis story.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Just because there's a penis in the story doesn't make it erotica news, Jack.

Not even if there's an eel in the penis story.

teehee

 

[3113]

That's an awfully small eel....

 

[TE999]

There's a little fish in the Amazon River that will swim up a man's penis, extend quills and lodge there. I'm not making this up.

 

[lady_poisyn]

which is why you never piss in the amazon.

 

[maggot420]

That's an awfully small eel....

Or a very large penis

 

[Kurokami]

There's a little fish in the Amazon River that will swim up a man's penis, extend quills and lodge there. I'm not making this up.

Yet another reason to say 'Fuck you!' to nature.

 

[Carnevil9]

There's a little fish in the Amazon River that will swim up a man's penis, extend quills and lodge there. I'm not making this up.

That would be the candiru fish. Read this if you have a strong stomach (or are pissed at your boyfriend)....

http://www.straightdope.com/columns...ish-swim-upstream-into-your-urethra-revisited

 

[TE999]

That would be the candiru fish. Read this if you have a strong stomach (or are pissed at your boyfriend)....

http://www.straightdope.com/columns...ish-swim-upstream-into-your-urethra-revisited

*shudder*

 

[estragon]

Does anyone remember a similar story concerning leeches in rice paddies in Vietnam, circa 1969? I heard one such story from a guy who was then with the Big Red One (no joke, 1st Inf Div). He claimed leeches would swim into one's penis, so the troops all wore condoms on patrol. Is this real, or another fish story? (sorry, guys.)

 

[jomar]

Or a very large penis

I am resisting the obvious joke.

I blame the spa owner for not providing the head cap! Or bigger eels.

 

[JackLuis]

Does anyone remember a similar story concerning leeches in rice paddies in Vietnam, circa 1969? I heard one such story from a guy who was then with the Big Red One (no joke, 1st Inf Div). He claimed leeches would swim into one's penis, so the troops all wore condoms on patrol. Is this real, or another fish story? (sorry, guys.)

I hear that in '65-66 when I was in II Corps and heard it from the 101st. You'd need to spend some time in the water to let the little bastard in and I always kept my boot bloused and tied down. Fortunately all the water I was ever in came down from the sky.

 

[estragon]

I hear that in '65-66 when I was in II Corps and heard it from the 101st. You'd need to spend some time in the water to let the little bastard in and I always kept my boot bloused and tied down. Fortunately all the water I was ever in came down from the sky.

Thanks, Jack, I'm glad to hear I wasn't hallucinating again.