EEK! Every man's worst nightmare come true!

[Frimost]

MEXICO CITY, Mexico (AP) -- Federal agents in Tijuana have arrested a surgeon accused of accidentally amputating the penis of a patient who visited a public clinic to have a circumcision performed, authorities said Tuesday.

Dr. Francisco Javier Valentin y Ortiz faces charges of negligent injury, medical malpractice and performing surgery without the proper medical certification for cutting off the penis of a man who came to a state-run clinic for a routine circumcision in September 2000.

Authorities did not release the name of the injured patient.

In a statement, federal authorities said Valentin y Ortiz was licensed only as a general surgeon and was not qualified to perform circumcisions, which require a specialization in urology.

 

[Guest]

Ouchieee.
No circumcision for me. Thank you.

 

[bluespoke]

Snip, snip and Bob's your auntie!

 

[teddybear4play]

If I wasn't circumcised already, I certainly wouldn't have it done now. The words "scalpel" and "penis" don't belong in the same sentence.

TB4p

 

[Never]

There is no way any licensed surgeon would cut a man's penis off until he was 1) drunk or 2) high.

 

[Tyrael]

Or maybe the patient's penis was bigger than the doctor's and the doc cut it of in a fit of jealous rage.