Eeek!! Help! ::Hides::

[Cat In A Box]

I can not figure out how to submitt a story. I have read the whole thingie..and judgeing from what it said I should be looking for a 'Submitt' Link on..my..profile? I know it means the profile for this web site..but I do not see a submitt thingie..Dang nabit! Help!!!!!!

 

[Seattle Zack]

Not your forum profile, Cat, the main screen you get when you first sign in to Lit (after you enter your password). At the top of the screen it will say Cat In A Box's Lit Control Panel. On the left side of the screen, you should see Main (Profile / Options) Submissions (Submit/View) Forum (Options) etc. etc.

Click on Submissions then on "Submit" and you're off and running.

To get to the Login screen, go here and click on "Login" to enter your name and password.

Hope this helps.

--Zack

P.S. When you come back MG will tell you how long it takes your story to get posted.

 

[gauchecritic]

A formal introduction

Zack this is Cat-in-a-box, Cat-in-a-box this is the local 'how do you submit a story' guy.

Welcome to the zoo. (hehe. cat. zoo. hehe)

Get out of the box cat, get out NOW. That's Mr Schroedinger's box, no not the little guy on Charlie Brown, the other one, the I-wonder-if-it's-dead guy. Run cat, run like the wind*.

Gauche

*How does the wind run?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Cat in a box,

Two very important points and one, for what it's worth.

1. Don't listen to Zack about anything except posting and life, and sports, and maybe a few other things. In the immortal words of the all too mortal Elvis, "He's the devil in disguise."

2. Pay attention to what Gauche is saying, at least most of it--this time.

3. If you're still confused, go to page two of the "Halloween Contest" thread and look up my post to Jessy. With luck, it will assuage your worries.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Hola, Gatito.

Just thought you could use a female welcome. The above hombres are bueno, and a rather wizened trio here. I'd say Rumply is the more reliable, Gauche is gauche, and Zack is a gentleman diablito.

paz, Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

Is it time for The Answer yet?
MG

 

[Guest]

Is it time for The Answer yet?

Maths, judging from el gato's post it's not quite 24 hours, but I trust you to go by your cogitos (that's Latin for intellectual cajones).

Perdita

 

[gauchecritic]

Is it time for The Answer yet?
MG

Maths,

You're wanted urgently in the other cat-in-a-box thread.

Gauche

 

[MathGirl]

Originally posted by gauchecritic Maths,You're wanted urgently in the other cat-in-a-box thread.

Dear Gauchie,
I sit here hour after hour, day after day, waiting for the proper time to deliver The Answer. Then what happens? Someone ursurps my prerogative. After all my patience and labor. It's almost more than I can take. I don't ask for much, but I really thought The Answer was mine to give. I had worked so hard to hone The Answer to perfection. Gave so much of myself, and now...... it's all been taken from me. I think I'd better have myself a lie down before I start wallowing in richly deserved self pity.
MG
Ps. <sniff>

 

[Cat In A Box]

Thank you all for helping me. even if my brian got so confuzzled it fell out of my ear! <(>_<)> *Picks up brian, kiss's the dirt up to got and stuffs it back in* You all are really sweet....::Liiiick:: Yum...Somebody is latina like me! Meow...::Scrumps Latain person:: Mine! <(^ - ^)> I shall call her swushy! ::Huggle's:: and she shall beh mine! And she shall be meh Swushy!

::confuzzled self, brian pops out again:: Oh God Dang it! (>_<)

 

[Seattle Zack]

Who the hell is Brian?

--------------------

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',
He grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be-- grew up to be
A boy called 'Brian'--
A boy called 'Brian'.
He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet,
This boy... whose name was 'Brian',
And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be--
Yes, he grew up to be
A teenager called 'Brian'--
A teenager called 'Brian',
And his face became spotty.
Yes, his face became spotty,
And his voice dropped down low
And things started to grow
On young Brian and show
He was certainly no--
No girl named 'Brian',
Not a girl named 'Brian'.
And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get pissed,
A man called 'Brian'--
This man called 'Brian'--
The man they called 'Brian'--
This man called 'Brian'!

 

[Guest]

Perdoname, Gatita,

Se parece tan curioso e ingenioso. Por favor, dígame más sobre se, Gatita.

But it need not be in Spanish, I was just having fun.

¡Recepción al parque zoológico!

Perdita (Mexicana)

 

[Guest]

Who the hell is Brian?

Very funny, Zack.

not Brian

 

[Guest]

Who the hell is Brian?

LOL!

Purrditta, I think you've been owned, you lucky gal.

Cat In A Box, I love your style. You are someone I can relate to, I find certifiable insanity very comforting.

Warmly,
Loulou

 

[Guest]

Purrditta, I think you've been owned, you lucky gal.

Omigod, I must introduce her to my librarian character, Cate Puss-puss O'Meara (who lives in Manhattan!)

meaoww...

Purrrrrditta

 

[Icingsugar]

Hey, Cat! Let me know when your story is up for grabs. If it is anything like your style here, it's gonna be a riot to read.

It might drive me nuts, but I'll be giggling all the way into the straightjacket.


/Ice

 

[MathGirl]

Who the hell is Brian?-------------------- Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',!

Dear Zack,
Isn't that from MP's "Life of Brian?"
MG

 

[Cat In A Box]

Well at least some one got a kick out of meza typos..mrow, you are all so rotten to me! *Sniffle* Meanie heads...::throw's a Cat nip mouse at them and runs:: <(>_<)> *Grumble* Darn typos...darn people...Darn..it all to heck! ::Goes in to Yo-simmidy sam type ranting:: Freaken fraken..Muther scratcher!

Worse type of typos..are the one's that make other words...::Gets out her battle Axe of Typo doom!:: AyEeEeEe!!!! ::Falls over:: ack....Forgot..kitty= no thumbs..
<(u_u)>

 

[raphy]

*grins and says nothing*

 

[Guest]

You're cute, Cat!

 

[Cat In A Box]

Originally posted by Tatelou
You're cute, Cat!

::Moon walks:: Yay! ::wiggle and jiggle:: I am cute! ::looks in mirror:: Hey there pretty momma..Wait..Ack! I am hitting..on..my.....self? EeEeEeW!! ::blink::..But I just have the most dreamy eyes...::shake's it off:: stop that! Bu--But......Look at me...I am just adorble!..wait..is that a...zit? ::dies::
I gunna eat that nana....

 

[Chimmera]

Hey everyone.

How's the weekend so far?

I'm just in the middle of a nice Thanks Giving long weekend and loving not having to be anywhere near work for the next few days! Yay Me!

Cat, after having read a few of your posts, I must say that you are positivley the cutest little kitty I've met! <-- Some Catnip for you <hugs> <-- Just because I love hugging cute kittens!