Ed

[torchthebitch]

Remember that controversy about when kids should be weaned?

A man who has been drinking his wife's breast milk, straight from the source, for over one and a half years says it cured his erectile dysfunction.
In the season three premiere of TLC's Strange Sex, Jeff reveals how he is sexually stimulated by breastfeeding and impregnating his wife, Michelle.

Jeff, who lives in Ohio, says candidly on the show: 'There are individuals out there that get turned on by feet, spanking, and cars. I get turned on by drinking my wife's breast milk and getting her pregnant.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...e-dysfunction-drinking-wifes-breast-milk.html

 

[blobfish]

Some people have erectile dysfunction for a reason.

 

[torchthebitch]

The title was originall ED but predictive texting obviously took over.

 

[Riles]

Though there's never been a case of ED in our house thus far, and breastfeeding should mainly be left to the mouths of babes, I found baby making sex to be HOT, HOT, HOT.

 

[blobfish]

Though there's never been a case of ED in our house thus far, and breastfeeding should mainly be left to the mouths of babes, I found baby making sex to be HOT, HOT, HOT.

Did you do it while you were very pregnant? That always seemed like it would be creepy to me. I'd feel like the baby was going to grab my dicky or something.

 

[Riles]

Did you do it while you were very pregnant? That always seemed like it would be creepy to me. I'd feel like the baby was going to grab my dicky or something.

Right up until I was uncomfortable in every single position imaginable. Then he wasn't even allowed to sleep in the same bed with me because everything about him made me grumpy.

 

[blobfish]

Right up until I was uncomfortable in every single position imaginable. Then he wasn't even allowed to sleep in the same bed with me because everything about him made me grumpy.

Interesting! I'll bet he masturbated a lot during that time.

 

[Riles]

Interesting! I'll bet he masturbated a lot during that time.

The fact that you find my husbands masturbation habits interesting is slightly amusing...and telling.

 

[blobfish]

The fact that you find my husbands masturbation habits interesting is slightly amusing...and telling.

I've mentioned before that although I'm not bisexual, I am not totally unattracted to all males. Your apparent homophobia is far more telling.

 

[Riles]

I've mentioned before that although I'm not bisexual, I am not totally unattracted to all males. Your apparent homophobia is far more telling.

There is nothing in that sentence that leads to the conclusion that I am homophobic. You are fishing.

 

[blobfish]

There is nothing in that sentence that leads to the conclusion that I am homophobic. You are fishing.

Got me! That's why they call me blobfish.