EBW's rambling no.36 A world completely Solo?

[Weevil]

You know, it's funny but a topic that comes up a lot whenever I meet guys my age or slightly older is a "Which of the Star Wars characters is your equivalent in relation to your group of friends?" (OK, it might not for you but the people I meet are weird.)

You know what's really disturbing. Every guy sees themself as Han. Oh sure the occasional short guy might say an Ewok or the Black guy might say Lando and the odd Girl guy might say "Leia, I guess you weirdo" but 98% of the folks think they're Han.

This is kind of like that Animal House "Everyone thinks they're Boon" thing. Weird.

Oh and by the way

A-roo-coo-coo A-roo-coo-coo

 

[kitsuke]

Y'know, now that you have said that, I can no longer think of myself as Han Solo. I hope you're happy.

*sniff*

Meanie.

*cries*

 

[Problem Child]

I think I'm D-Day. No, I AM D-Day.

 

[Weevil]

I think I'm D-Day. No, I AM D-Day.

Sure and in my heart of hearts I like to think of myself as Hoover but we're the exceptions.

 

[Problem Child]

You're not diplomatic enough to be Hoover. I picture you more as that stoner professor that fucked Boone's girlfriend.

 

[Weevil]

You're not diplomatic enough to be Hoover. I picture you more as that stoner professor that fucked Boone's girlfriend.

Yeah, I guess. Although I was an awesome Prior. People used to thinkk of me as Pinto a lot though.

 

[Weevil]

I picture you more as that stoner professor that fucked Boone's girlfriend.

Hey, fuck you.

 

[Problem Child]

Damn...took you 6 posts to tell me to fuck off. You're slippin'.

 

[Weevil]

Damn...took you 6 posts to tell me to fuck off. You're slippin'.

Well, I'm a little rusty

 

[Weevil]

Just for the record when it comes to Star Wars. I am Han Solo. Or that cool Blue elephant guy who played piano in that band that played Jabba's ship.

 

[Problem Child]

I'm Kirk. He got more alien pussy than anyone. Plus shatner is Canadian, and everyone knows my secret desire is to be a subject of the realm.

 

[Weevil]

I'm Kirk. He got more alien pussy than anyone.

Sure, but he was all girdle and toupee. Bleh.

 

[Ze Mad Zientist]

I am Dr. Ztrangelove.