Ebeneezer Scrooge for President in 2016! Who's with me?

LJ_Reloaded

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Wait, he’s a fictional character. DAMMIT.

So how about billionaire woman Gina Rinehart instead? Nah, she’s a foreigner.

What about Jay Gould? Nah, he’s long dead. (Though a seance might do the trick.)

Okay so who do we have left here? I guess Ted Cruz or Rand Paul could try to fit the bill.
 
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