Eating Pussy?

[DiablosWhore]

You know, I see all the time posts around here from men talking about how much they love eating pussy. And I believe them, honestly I do. There's often a sense of seriousness about it ...they honestly love to eat pussy. Of course I love men like that! How could I not? ;=)

However, I got to thinking just now ...how much do they REALLY want to eat pussy? Okay, I believe you, but let's think about it for just a moment.

If you could get perfectly nice pussy, clean, sweet, warm, lovely and, of course, agreeable to you, ...and you could get paid $50.00 for each pussy you eat and bring to orgasm. Could you eat enough pussy to make a decent or even a good living? Please think about it for a moment ...and remember, you have to sleep, too.

 

[EctoJohn]

If you bring the same pussy to orgasm twice in one session, do you get $100?

Also, even if you did it enough to make $50 a day, that's a good part time job.
Just did the math, and the base $50 a day for a year is $18,250 a year.
Before taxes. >_>

 

[Diver469]

I could make a decent living, but would be worried about a repetitive motion injury or lock jaw. Plus, like so many other things, I think it would lose the appeal if it became work.

 

[MrDillon]

Why do I have to sleep?

 

[cumunder]

I think I could eat a couple pussy's at the same time

 

[Que]

No, I could not. I'd be constantly shaving my stubble, and end up with acute razor burns.

 

[NiceNastyMann]

Interesting question...

Purely by the numbers - 'working' an 8 hour day - for the usual 40 per week X 52 weeks - that's not a bad sum of cash - works out to 104K US.

Little or no commute time.

Really casual dress.

And the averages work out too.

A successful, enterprising, skilled sort would not have to be 'working' for the entire hour...

So money isn't the problem - I would imagine though that a certain - shall we say - satiation point would be reached?

 

[tnh_06]

I want to know one thing...

Would this involve some kind of automatic racking and pussy loading system to drop the pussy in the right place at the right moment to maximize both efficiency and ergonomics?

 

[hairball18]

can I have a commercial that runs during the super bowl?

 

[Que]

Would this involve some kind of automatic racking and pussy loading system to drop the pussy in the right place at the right moment to maximize both efficiency and ergonomics?

This made me laugh. I think an awful lot of men are born engineers when you look at their approach to problem solving.

If you bring the same pussy to orgasm twice in one session, do you get $100?

Also, even if you did it enough to make $50 a day, that's a good part time job.
Just did the math, and the base $50 a day for a year is $18,250 a year.
Before taxes. >_>

...or accountants...

I think I would skip mentioning it to the IRS.

 

[DiablosWhore]

Would this involve some kind of automatic racking and pussy loading system to drop the pussy in the right place at the right moment to maximize both efficiency and ergonomics?

Well, you could, of course. But I would think you might want to get up and move around a bit in between pussy-eating sessions ...you know, just to get the blood moving in the legs and such.

Besides, you might want to take a peek out the window to see the long line of women waiting their turn with you. Wouldn't want to miss that, would you?

 

[Invisiborg]

You know, I see all the time posts around here from men talking about how much they love eating pussy. And I believe them, honestly I do. There's often a sense of seriousness about it ...they honestly love to eat pussy. Of course I love men like that! How could I not? ;=)

However, I got to thinking just now ...how much do they REALLY want to eat pussy? Okay, I believe you, but let's think about it for just a moment.

If you could get perfectly nice pussy, clean, sweet, warm, lovely and, of course, agreeable to you, ...and you could get paid $50.00 for each pussy you eat and bring to orgasm. Could you eat enough pussy to make a decent or even a good living? Please think about it for a moment ...and remember, you have to sleep, too.

Oh my god, new hero, this is my favorite question ever. Commenting so it will auto-follow. Also to give compliment <3

 

[Mockingjay]

You know, I see all the time posts around here from men talking about how much they love eating pussy. And I believe them, honestly I do. There's often a sense of seriousness about it ...they honestly love to eat pussy. Of course I love men like that! How could I not? ;=)

However, I got to thinking just now ...how much do they REALLY want to eat pussy? Okay, I believe you, but let's think about it for just a moment.

If you could get perfectly nice pussy, clean, sweet, warm, lovely and, of course, agreeable to you, ...and you could get paid $50.00 for each pussy you eat and bring to orgasm. Could you eat enough pussy to make a decent or even a good living? Please think about it for a moment ...and remember, you have to sleep, too.

LOL, I think it's time for you to play on the Playground and it's going to be fun watching you playing (literally) on the word games or so...

 

[tnh_06]

Frankly

Well, you could, of course. But I would think you might want to get up and move around a bit in between pussy-eating sessions ...you know, just to get the blood moving in the legs and such.

Besides, you might want to take a peek out the window to see the long line of women waiting their turn with you. Wouldn't want to miss that, would you?

If I had the pussy racking/auto loader combined with the cock sucking machine you mentioned in the other thread, I would be rich and never need to see the light of day again! Hey, but where would I spend the money? I could leave it my heirs, but how would I explain all that ill-gotten booty? Or would I explain that I got it all from the booty itself?

 

[DiablosWhore]

..., but how would I explain all that ill-gotten booty? Or would I explain that I got it all from the booty itself?

Well, you could tell them it was .....ah, like, ....ah, ....manna from Heaven? ;=)

 

[tnh_06]

Well, you could tell them it was .....ah, like, ....ah, ....manna from Heaven? ;=)

Seems redundant turning tuna into fishes

 

[Mockingjay]

Well, you could tell them it was .....ah, like, ....ah, ....manna from Heaven? ;=)

LOL!

At least it's not a stolen money so you have nothing to worry since you're making a "decent" kind of job.

 

[hardcollege4]

Yes, I would take that deal 10 times out of 10 And would make a fortune! Hopefully it's all cash under the table and not taxed

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Yes, I would take that deal 10 times out of 10 And would make a fortune! Hopefully it's all cash under the table and not taxed

*waving a wad of cash

 

[TedStv]

No Mundacity

I think eating pussy is too intense to be considered as a source of mundane employment. Better it become a competitive sport. It has all the hallmarks...it requires stamina, skill, talent, a unprecedented level of personal dedication to really excel at it and the willingness to put all you have into every effort...

Now, we just need some judges...

 

[Mockingjay]

I think eating pussy is too intense to be considered as a source of mundane employment. Better it become a competitive sport. It has all the hallmarks...it requires stamina, skill, talent, a unprecedented level of personal dedication to really excel at it and the willingness to put all you have into every effort...

Now, we just need some judges...

LOL

XD

 

[tnh_06]

LOL

XD

Just imagine the ESPN style commentating!

 

[miltownguy4fun]

You know, I see all the time posts around here from men talking about how much they love eating pussy. And I believe them, honestly I do. There's often a sense of seriousness about it ...they honestly love to eat pussy. Of course I love men like that! How could I not? ;=)

However, I got to thinking just now ...how much do they REALLY want to eat pussy? Okay, I believe you, but let's think about it for just a moment.

If you could get perfectly nice pussy, clean, sweet, warm, lovely and, of course, agreeable to you, ...and you could get paid $50.00 for each pussy you eat and bring to orgasm. Could you eat enough pussy to make a decent or even a good living? Please think about it for a moment ...and remember, you have to sleep, too.

$50 per pussy? Sign me up.

My fwb said she wanted to pimp me out at $5 an orgasm.... I told her that sounds about right, I could make about $50 an hour....

 

[MrRetro]

You know, I see all the time posts around here from men talking about how much they love eating pussy. And I believe them, honestly I do. There's often a sense of seriousness about it ...they honestly love to eat pussy. Of course I love men like that! How could I not? ;=)

However, I got to thinking just now ...how much do they REALLY want to eat pussy? Okay, I believe you, but let's think about it for just a moment.

If you could get perfectly nice pussy, clean, sweet, warm, lovely and, of course, agreeable to you, ...and you could get paid $50.00 for each pussy you eat and bring to orgasm. Could you eat enough pussy to make a decent or even a good living? Please think about it for a moment ...and remember, you have to sleep, too.

I've not ever really thought about cunnilingus in this way... But now I am...

I'm assuming I'd have to take out tax, GST, workers compensation insurance (hmmmm, would I really need this...?!), indemnity insurance and superannuation...
Allowing for these financial penalties, I believe it would be challenging to make a living based on $50 an orgasm... Though please don't think I'm saying I wouldn't like to give this type of occupation a go...

My issue with trying to make money out of something you love is that the passion usually dies out, this is something I wouldn't want to occur... So for me, I'd want to ensure my financial lively-hood didn't require me to make money from eating pussy, I want to continue to desire this part of my sexuality...
Also, I wouldn't want to put a definitive price on her orgasm... I might place a cost on my time, but not on her orgasm... For me, I'll chose quality over quantity anytime... I'll always have my focus set on her pleasure, but how I get there will be determined by the situation and my desire for her pleasure... I wouldn't want this to be predetermined by a fixed cost...

All the above said, I have occasions when I would gladly pay a woman to bring her to climax orally... I sometimes desire cunnilingus more than sex itself, so I would be comfortable paying a woman for it...

 

[norfolklad]

I'm happy to do it as a means of employment.

$50 an hour is an acceptable rate and, whilst it will take a lot less than an hour to bring a woman to a screaming orgasm that she'll never forget, I prefer to build up to it slowly and I hardly want to dash off afterwards.

Second and third orgasms will be extra though.