Easter Sunday

[Mellon Collie]

Soul Sister! I am smoking right now!

We're secretly the same person.

 

[riff]

I've suspected as much all along.

 

[Guest]

It is back to just a little sore after KM's post made me laugh so hard. Dad just called. Said just to be safe he is bringing me my Easter dinner. Ham and Lamb and other stuff. And a jar of eggs in vinegar (I love picked easter eggs- u know, where the dye has gotten into the white part- that makes these special eggs, not just an ordinary pickled egg).

You are spoiled rotten! heh
Seriously, watch out for the sore throat, that's how mine and Ty's cold started. Sore throat first day, cough the next, whole body in complete agony the next. Lasts for about 4-5 days. I hope it isn't what you have, hon.

 

[TN_Vixen]

sorry bout that... above post

is mine.

 

[riff]

me? spoiled?

hehheh... I am just a big baby.

 

[Allexus_TN]

Get Well Riff!! I'll smoke your share of the cigs while your throat heals!

 

[riff]

wOw!

I just got sandwiched between two TNs! How often does that happen? Shit! I wanna come! This is heaven!!!

 

[Starfish]

I am glad you are feeling better riff. I almost typed firr. ???

I am sick too. I barfed up some seriously illifying shit last night around 4am and I fucked up my throat muscles because when I puked it was protusive and it sort of 'ripped' past my clenching throat muscles and they are fucked up now. No blow jobs for me to give. Shucks.

My ears ache, glands swollen, eyes and nose dripping, barfing (feeling it coming on again), gurgling tummy (bad poo on the way?), messy hair, aching muscles everywhere..... what's the only cure?

That bong over there!


Maybe I'll die too and come back to life and not have to worry about being sick anymore.

 

[riff]

Yes... you are right. I am almost to the point of scraping. I bet I have to scrape by Tuesday night.

 

[Allexus_TN]

wOw!

I just got sandwiched between two TNs! How often does that happen? Shit! I wanna come! This is heaven!!!

TN ladies can be quite accomodating!!

 

[riff]

All X's

really? I just gave your story a 5 on the little voting thing.

I am horny too... horny in Louisiana..... I might need to break out my artificial vagina soon.

Now, can you imagine my father coming over to bring me my Easter dinner and I answer the door in my robe with an artificial vagina enveloping my stiff prick?

Ahahaha... the LOOK on his face sends me reeling into uncontrollable laughter.... hehehehhehehehehhee

 

[riff]

Finally Goddamit

They brought the freaking food.

Here it is:

slices of lamb and ham
yam casserole with melted marshmellows
dirty rice dressing
1 dozen dyed easter eggs (guess I'll have to pickle myself)
5 links of frozen boudin
2 avocados
1 banana

Now, what I want to know is "WHERE'S THE FUCKING SALAD!!!???"

 

[Ginny]

I am horny too... horny in Louisiana..... I might need to break out my artificial vagina soon.

Now, can you imagine my father coming over to bring me my Easter dinner and I answer the door in my robe with an artificial vagina enveloping my stiff prick?

damn riff...<tickled>....i love your artificial vagina references...

when i picture this....the theme song from "I Love Lucy" plays...but with a porn music twist to it....kinda like taking a regular song....running it through a groovy contraption like TheBurner....but called ThePorner....waaalaaa.....instant porn music...

 

[Ginny]

.....gurgling tummy (bad poo on the way?)

okay.....so i'm fucking reading from bottom to top.....i just choked on a piece of leftover turkey, laughing....first riff's answering door with lucy still attached....now your tummy gurgling, churning...as i flash to you jumping up from puter....holding your clenched hiney....and in your best Cheech voice mumbling..."Poo Poo stay in...Poo Poo stay in"....running to bathroom..

 

[riff]

Ambien

I just took an Ambien. Happy Easter everyone.