"Easter" Stories in the News

I feel much safer knowing the police are out there arresting nine year old Rabbit nappers.
I say fry the little bitch before she resorts to more heinous crimes like, cow tipping, cock fights and pit bull breeding.
Justice must be served!!!!!!!!!

~A~
 
What next?

My question would have to be, "Where the hell are that 9 year old's parents and how did they NOT notice a rabbit hopping about their living room?"

Even if it wasn't the first incident, shouldn't her parents be held responsible? Maybe that would motivate them to take the appropriate actions in order to help the little girl.

I once stole a Spuds McKenzie button from a gas station (valued @ $0.05) and my father made me take it back and apologize. I then came home and wrote 500 times that: I will not steal anything for any reason. Never stole another thing in my life.

Though I had done wrong, my father NEVER would have allowed me to be hauled away in hand cuffs and questioned by police. What the hell are people thinking?

I'm just waiting for Florida to self-destruct entirely and dissolve into the Atlantic/Gulf. :rolleyes:

~ R W
 
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