Easter Madness

[just pet]

Now available for your Easter basket of goodies

The Jesus All Day Sucker
Just when you think it's gone, it resurrects for another day's sweet tongue teasing

http://www.winostuff.com/images/JesusPop.jpg

 

[KRCummings]

So wrong in so many ways.

 

[gravyrug]

The jokes just crowd in too fast to get one out...

 

[just pet]

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my chocolate jesus...


http://signs-of-the-times.org/signs/images/jesus_what_a_candy.jpg

 

[just pet]

So wrong in so many ways.

You can't make this stuff up

http://www.adamgreenonline.com/newsletters_2003/images/jesus_basketball.jpg

 

[gravyrug]

I have a rolling action figure Jesus. It was a present at a Lit-together.

 

[just pet]

The jokes just crowd in too fast to get one out...

http://www.adamgreenonline.com/newsletters_2003/images/jesus_baseball.jpg

 

[KRCummings]

http://www.adamgreenonline.com/newsletters_2003/images/jesus_baseball.jpg

You could replace Jesus with Micheal Jackson in that one and have an entirely different meaning.

 

[just pet]

You could replace Jesus with Micheal Jackson in that one and have an entirely different meaning.

Heh

This will lighten the hearts of some
There is hockey in heaven
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/_borders/34432.jpg

 

[dagdag]

You could replace Jesus with Micheal Jackson in that one and have an entirely different meaning.

You got me LOL.

 

[just pet]

http://www.caffein8ed.com/fazed_stuff/xmas_baby-jesus-gift.jpg

 

[SweetSurrendered1]

Heh

This will lighten the hearts of some
There is hockey in heaven
http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/_borders/34432.jpg

At least it's being played somewhere! Certainly not in the US this year LOL.

 

[SweetSurrendered1]

You could replace Jesus with Micheal Jackson in that one and have an entirely different meaning.

Ouch! (Even if it is true LOL)

 

[just pet]

Jesus... karate... am I missing the connection?


http://www.lomblad.net/rob/archives/blogimages/jesus.jpg

 

[just pet]

At least it's being played somewhere! Certainly not in the US this year LOL.

Think he's missing any teeth?
And where are the helmets for the kids?

 

[just pet]

And with a semi

http://speednebraska.com/jesus.jpg

 

[just pet]

http://www.tagnet.org/palermo/images/jesus.jpg

 

[gravyrug]

Just so you know, I'm gonna have the Plastic Jesus song in my head all night, now.

 

[just pet]

http://www.askwhy.co.uk/christianity/supergod1.gif

I can just hear the ignore buttons

 

[HeavyStick]

I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I have my chocolate jesus...


http://signs-of-the-times.org/signs/images/jesus_what_a_candy.jpg

And Bible thumpers wonder why Jesus hasn't came back yet. They wear a cross he died on, celebrate his death with colored eggs and praise a rabbit to bring them chocolate.

 

[just pet]

Just so you know, I'm gonna have the Plastic Jesus song in my head all night, now.

The best part is, these are mostly from Christian sites


Making scripture easier to swallow
http://ship-of-fools.com/Gadgets/Food/Pics/Testamints.jpg

 

[gravyrug]

The Lord's work costs a lot. Gotta raise the money somehow.

 

[just pet]

And Bible thumpers wonder why Jesus hasn't came back yet. They wear a cross he died on, celebrate his death with colored eggs and praise a rabbit to bring them chocolate.

Yes, the candy instruments of torture

http://www.cheesedip.com/images/easterchocolatecross.jpg

For candies that have passed on
http://www.customchocolatecandy.com/Easter_Candy/CrossBox.jpg

 

[fearlessandnaked]

Lmao! Are those chocolate prayer beads inside?

 

[gravyrug]

Lmao! Are those chocolate prayer beads inside?

"I pray these calories won't go to my hips."