Easing into Lit one board at a time

EllAyyBee

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I hear there's good chat to be found here. I started in the personals page and am timidly dipping my toe in the water here on the general forum. Soooo hi everyone! Please be nice. I like people.
 
hello and welcome. i am always up for some good chat. Sometimes it can be hard to find
 
Hi Ella,

Welcome to the board.

Here are some things you will need to know.

You WILL be accused of being the alt of someone whose been on this board since before the Dead Sea got sick. No, I don't know why this paranoia exists, it just does. Take it with a grain of salt, and have a good laugh.

You will also need a thick skin. There is a bit of a hazing process for noobs that goes on here; it just is, roll with it and have fun with it.

Probably a good idea to steer clear of the political threads until you get your sea legs. They are not only brutal, but also illogical, and true discourse is only a dream to aspire to for most of them.

You will be asked, pleaded with, coddle, cajoled, into posting pics of your tits. It isn't necessary but the men, and some of the women will give you a free pass on most anything if you do.

Did I mention a sense of humor is important here? it is. Especially when some of these doofuses start their "oooooo i bet she's a he and and alt of poster X, Y or Z".

Also, you will need 100 posts to have an AV, if that sort of thing is important to you.

Good Luck, there are some good people here, there are also a few shitasses. You'll be able to sort them out soon enough. Have fun
 
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Hi Ella,

Welcome to the board.

Here are some things you will need to know.

You WILL be accused of being the alt of someone whose been on this board since before the Dead Sea got sick. No, I don't know why this paranoia exists, it just does. Take it with a grain of salt, and have a good laugh.

You will also need a thick skin. There is a bit of a hazing process for noobs that goes on here; it just is, roll with it and have fun with it.

Probably a good idea to steer clear of the political threads until you get your sea legs. They are not only brutal, but also illogical, and true discourse is only a dream to aspire to for most of them.

You will be asked, pleaded with, coddle, cajoled, into posting pics of your tits. It isn't necessary but the men will give you a free pass on most anything if you do.

Did I mention a sense of humor is important here? it is. Especially when some of these doofuses start their "oooooo i bet she's a he and and alt of poster X, Y or Z".

Also, you will need 100 posts to have an AV, if that sort of thing is important to you.

Good Luck, there are some good people here, there are also a few shitasses. You'll be able to sort them out soon enough. Have fun
Thick skin? Check
Political avoidance? I do that in all areas of life
Alt? I'm an alt of myself lol
Pics? Didn't even know that was possible
 
Hi Ella,

Welcome to the board.

Here are some things you will need to know.

You WILL be accused of being the alt of someone whose been on this board since before the Dead Sea got sick. No, I don't know why this paranoia exists, it just does. Take it with a grain of salt, and have a good laugh.

You will also need a thick skin. There is a bit of a hazing process for noobs that goes on here; it just is, roll with it and have fun with it.

Probably a good idea to steer clear of the political threads until you get your sea legs. They are not only brutal, but also illogical, and true discourse is only a dream to aspire to for most of them.

You will be asked, pleaded with, coddle, cajoled, into posting pics of your tits. It isn't necessary but the men will give you a free pass on most anything if you do.

Did I mention a sense of humor is important here? it is. Especially when some of these doofuses start their "oooooo i bet she's a he and and alt of poster X, Y or Z".

Also, you will need 100 posts to have an AV, if that sort of thing is important to you.

Good Luck, there are some good people here, there are also a few shitasses. You'll be able to sort them out soon enough. Have fun

This should be a sticky!

Also, I am not an alt. :mad::)
 
Welcome.

I'm Gimpy.

If anyone gives you any problems, just let me know, I'd like to pile on.
 
Long ago there was a poster named Cherry whose welcome post was actually a thread (I think)
Hers was much better. But, thank you, Miss Alty Alt ;)

Wild Honey, someone seems awfully convinced you're an alternate. This intrigues my newbie brain. Carry on.
 
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