easiest way to break up with some one

[max_dylen]

im not gay but ill learn

 

[riff]

tell them in plain and clear terms what the new boundries are.

Or

just tell them you don't want to see them any more.

 

[lisalove]

* see "ways to say goodbye" thread.

 

[LordKronos]

the easy way: tell them you're moving on in life and it no longer includes them.

the hard way: tell them every single detail you dislike about them and be as honest as possible (unless you want to lie then make up things that will truely hurt their feelings) and then walk away after telling them they've been dumped and tell them to deal with it.

 

[max_dylen]

hah i meant that as a joke but next time i gotta dump some one ill try these suggestions

 

[PAPAGORGIO]

Get your tongue out of my mouth i'm kissing you goodbye....

 

[SleepingWarrior]

Fake your own death, move to another city under an assumed name.

 

[ilovewriting]

Simple: Cheat on them, make sure they find out, and then they will do all the work.
I would NEVER do this myself as i do not think it is morally right, but you did ask for the easiest way.

 

[nakedangelina]

Easiest goodbye I ever made - I packed my shit into a UHaul while he was fishing and left him a note on his bedroom mirror...

 

[JazzManJim]

Three words:

Cut brake lines.

 

[lilminx]

Just don't return their calls. They get the hint, eventually. The dumber ones take a little longer to get it though.

 

[SXCRgirl]

IS there an easy way to break up with someone? I don't think so.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Spit in their milk.

 

[scylis]

one word:

kill.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

one word:

kill.

Simple, effective, I like it. The upside is even if you fail, you'll get to meet lots of nice new friends who want you to pick up the soap.