Earth Day

My Earth Day tradition: go to Times Square and watch them turn off SOME of the lights for a minute.
 
Do you know what I seriously have to do tomorrow? I have to cut down fucking trees. Not even joking. My mom is moving a trailer in here and gramps just got a new chainsaw yesterday and wants us to go out and start clearing the land.

And I'm like, "On fucking Earth Day?"

And he's like, "Shit, it is Earth Day... But we need to do it... We'll cut down trees then go work in the garden."

So now I have to do 2 fucking things. Piss me right off. I'm gonna see if I can't get him to hold off until after I take that typing test Mon. It just seems wrong. I'm gonna sing the fucking song though, if I have to clear that land.
 
Whut song?

Sorry, I was on tumblr at the same time "How Bad Can I Possibly Be"

Because one of the lyrics is "who cares if a few trees are dying?"

It's about fucking over the planet to make money. From the Lorax. I figure if I sing showtunes he might take a fucking hint.

Plus... it's retarded to clear the land before the surveyor comes on Mon.
 
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