earlier this evening

[rae121452]

i had a conversation with a gay friend about jim jordan. he said his gaydar goes off when he watches him. i was like, "fuck yeah, mary! gaydar doesn't just ping, it goes off like a five alarm fire bell." i mean, listen...his choice of career was to wrestle with sweaty college boys? he had NO idea about the rampant sexual abuse of the wrestlers? he can't appear in public without shedding his suit jacket, rolling up his sleeves and getting rid of his tie so that he can unbutton his shirt? when he finally comes out of the closet that fucking door is going to fly off its hinges and go through the wall across the room.

 

[KeithD]

Yep, Jordan stands out that way.

 

[Klinkster]

Maybe you should get a hobby or something?

You seem to not have enough to do.

 

[KeithD]

Naw, I think it's a good point--and there are enough prior examples of Republican politicians and evangelical ministers slamming what they are/do to make this a discussable phenomenon.

 

[Tigersman]

Jordan is just trying to come off as a redneck good old boy but unfortunately all he does is sound like a idiot. Someone should drop him in Harlem at night.

 

[OldJourno]

Married, four children. I think you guys are on to something here.
Probably some sort of hallucinogen.
Regardless, who really cares? You guys are really hung up on this stuff.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Jordan is just trying to come off as a redneck good old boy but unfortunately all he does is sound like a idiot. Someone should drop him in Harlem at night.

Harlem is mega-gentrified at this point in time, that dog don't bark anymore.

Certain areas of the Bronx, tho'? That might work.

Married, four children. I think you guys are on to something here.

Oh, Journey. That don't mean shit. Never did. Dudes who wanna go that way with high power social standing positions know how to play ball.

You think closeted and down-low Republicans in government don't know how to maintain public persona beards? There's an underground society for everything in life, my guy!

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