Samuari
Twice Blessed
- Joined
- Jul 20, 2000
- Posts
- 4,072
An oldie but goodie that I found when cleaning out some old files. Any body got some new ones?
>
> These are the winners of a New York magazine contest
> in which
> contestants were to take a well-known expression in
> a foreign language,
> change a single letter, and provide a definition for
> the new expression.
>
> HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS
> Can you drive a French motorcycle?
>
> EX POST FUCTO
> Lost in the mail
>
> VENI, VIPI, VICI
> I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered
>
> COGITO EGGO SUM
> I think; therefore I waffle
>
> RIGOR MORRIS
> The cat is dead
>
> RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID
> Honk if you're Scottish
>
> QUE SERA SERF
> Life is feudal
>
> LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI
> The king is dead. No kidding.
>
> PRO BOZO PUBLICO
> Support your local clown
>
> MONAGE A TROIS
> I am three years old
>
> FELIX NAVIDAD
> Our cat has a boat
>
> HASTE CUISINE
> Fast French food
>
> VENI, VIDI, VICE
> I came, I saw, I partied
>
> QUIP PRO QUO
> Fast retort
>
> ALOHA OY
> Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you
> would never know
>
> VISA LA FRANCE
> Don't leave your chateau without it
>
>
> AMICUS PURIAE
> Platonic friend
>
> L'ETAT, C'EST MOO
> I'm bossy around here
>
> COGITO, ERGO SPUD
> I think, therefore I yam (OK, more than one letter)
>
> VENI, VIDI, VELCRO
> I came, I saw, I stuck around (OK, another
> exception)
>
> ICH BIT EIN BERLINER
> He deserved it.
>
> ZITGEIST
> The Clearasil doesn't quite cover it up.
>
> E PLURIBUS ANUM
> Out of any group, there's always one asshole.
>
>
> These are the winners of a New York magazine contest
> in which
> contestants were to take a well-known expression in
> a foreign language,
> change a single letter, and provide a definition for
> the new expression.
>
> HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS
> Can you drive a French motorcycle?
>
> EX POST FUCTO
> Lost in the mail
>
> VENI, VIPI, VICI
> I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered
>
> COGITO EGGO SUM
> I think; therefore I waffle
>
> RIGOR MORRIS
> The cat is dead
>
> RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID
> Honk if you're Scottish
>
> QUE SERA SERF
> Life is feudal
>
> LE ROI EST MORT. JIVE LE ROI
> The king is dead. No kidding.
>
> PRO BOZO PUBLICO
> Support your local clown
>
> MONAGE A TROIS
> I am three years old
>
> FELIX NAVIDAD
> Our cat has a boat
>
> HASTE CUISINE
> Fast French food
>
> VENI, VIDI, VICE
> I came, I saw, I partied
>
> QUIP PRO QUO
> Fast retort
>
> ALOHA OY
> Love; greetings; farewell; from such a pain you
> would never know
>
> VISA LA FRANCE
> Don't leave your chateau without it
>
>
> AMICUS PURIAE
> Platonic friend
>
> L'ETAT, C'EST MOO
> I'm bossy around here
>
> COGITO, ERGO SPUD
> I think, therefore I yam (OK, more than one letter)
>
> VENI, VIDI, VELCRO
> I came, I saw, I stuck around (OK, another
> exception)
>
> ICH BIT EIN BERLINER
> He deserved it.
>
> ZITGEIST
> The Clearasil doesn't quite cover it up.
>
> E PLURIBUS ANUM
> Out of any group, there's always one asshole.
>
