E-mail,Chat, Jokes,Fun

[jrs259]

Hi,
Still looking for ladies who would like to be friends over the net. No meeting, no falling in love, no jumping in the hay. Just E-mailing, swapping jokes, having fun with a freind. Maybe chatting sexy if you choose.
I'll answer any questions you might have.
PM me here or E-mail me at jrs259@Hotmail.Com

Sure hope there are some real women out there who mean what they say and can just have fun.

 

[jrs259]

Still Looking,Still Hoping

Surely there is some lady who likes to have fun.

 

[sweetpea6518]

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc

 

[jrs259]

Jokes

Two men in a bad storm stop at a widows house and ask if they can spend the nite and ride out the storm. The lady said she was a widow and it wouldn't look right, two men staying in her house. They both said they would sleep in the barn so she agreed.
Nine months later one of the men was contacted by the widow's lawer. He was stunned. He called his buddy and asked if he had slipped up to the widow's house that nite. "Yes" he replied. And did you use my name? Yes, never thought we'd hear from her again. I'm so sorry.
Don't be. She died and left me everything.

You thought something different, didn't you.

 

[jrs259]

It Works

I've met 2 lovely ladies thru these posts and hoping to meet more.
Cmon, lets be friends.

 

[Angel_of_Flames]

Tax Time...

With tax time upon us here's one...

Penis Tax
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2000, penises will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"-8" Privilege Tax
4"-5" Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?