Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson ruptured his nutsack

[RobDownSouth]

I thought The Rock had a shitty match against John Cena at Wrestlemania....it turns out he blew out his balls attempting to lift Cena up early in the match, and wrestled the last ten minutes with a hernia!

He had surgery yesterday to repair the boys.

Rasslin' is a young man's game.

Rob "It's Real To Me, Dammit!" DownSouth

 

[WeedSmoke420]

lol..

Rybak >

 

[mercury14]

I thought The Rock had a shitty match against John Cena at Wrestlemania....it turns out he blew out his balls attempting to lift Cena up early in the match, and wrestled the last ten minutes with a hernia!

He had surgery yesterday to repair the boys.

Rasslin' is a young man's game.

Rob "It's Real To Me, Dammit!" DownSouth

He didn't so much blow out his balls as he did fill up his scrotum with small bowel.

 

[pointless]

thanks for sharing.

 

[mercury14]

thanks for sharing.

... said The Rock's scrotum to his abdominal cavity.

 

[bronzeage]

... said The Rock's scrotum to his abdominal cavity.

He was trying to do that Kung Fu thing where you draw your balls up into your abdomen, but got it backward.

 

[pink]

I would think that being a man, you might feel for him but noooooo.

 

[bronzeage]

I would think that being a man, you might feel for him but noooooo.

Whistling past the grave yard, or the outpatient surgical center, as the case ma be.

 

[Aquagal]

I thought The Rock had a shitty match against John Cena at Wrestlemania....it turns out he blew out his balls attempting to lift Cena up early in the match, and wrestled the last ten minutes with a hernia!

He had surgery yesterday to repair the boys.

Rasslin' is a young man's game.

Rob "It's Real To Me, Dammit!" DownSouth

Link? Vid? I'd watch.

He didn't so much blow out his balls as he did fill up his scrotum with small bowel.

What a shitty way to go.

 

[cookiejar]

Sounds painful ...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Shit, I'll still trade bodies with him. As bad as it feels, it ain't the worst injury he's ever had. Dude goes hard in the paint for physical conditioning. He'll bounce back, albeit a bit more sore in his step.

 

[doctor_insanus]

 

[Sean Renaud]

It was a pretty good match actually.

 

[CHNOPS]

It was a pretty good match actually.

One wasn't lower than the other?

Probably why he ruptured them.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Lol..,

 

[Tryharder62]

My son is watching him in the Toothfairy right now. Interesting seeing the Rock be the toothfairy.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Rob starting a thread about another dudes balls.
Not surprising.


Rob watches wrestling.
Explains a lot.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Rob starting a thread about another dudes balls.
Not surprising.


Rob watches wrestling.
Explains a lot.

I guess now that you've finally been forced to provide health care for your daughter by that dastardly Obamacare, $69 extravagances like Wrestlemania are a thing of the past for you.

(I'm sure you enjoyed watching the My Little Pony marathon on Nickledeon with the little princess, though)

 

[koalabear]

I guess now that you've finally been forced to provide health care for your daughter by that dastardly Obamacare, $69 extravagances like Wrestlemania are a thing of the past for you.

(I'm sure you enjoyed watching the My Little Pony marathon on Nickledeon with the little princess, though)

Apparently you did fat ass.

 

[Wings]

I guess now that you've finally been forced to provide health care for your daughter by that dastardly Obamacare, $69 extravagances like Wrestlemania are a thing of the past for you.

(I'm sure you enjoyed watching the My Little Pony marathon on Nickledeon with the little princess, though)

Why do you keep bringing up other lit member's kids? It's such a bad taste thing to do. Be mad at them for who they are, not who their offspring are.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I guess now that you've finally been forced to provide health care for your daughter by that dastardly Obamacare, $69 extravagances like Wrestlemania are a thing of the past for you.

(I'm sure you enjoyed watching the My Little Pony marathon on Nickledeon with the little princess, though)

My Little Pony comes on the HUB, not Nick. The only thing worthwhile on Nick is Avatar.

Why do you keep bringing up other lit member's kids? It's such a bad taste thing to do. Be mad at them for who they are, not who their offspring are.

He is mad at him for who he is and how he treats his children and not who his children are.

 

[Wings]

My Little Pony comes on the HUB, not Nick. The only thing worthwhile on Nick is Avatar.



He is mad at him for who he is and how he treats his children and not who his children are.

So keep bringing up his "daughter" every time he gets angry? That's okay? No, it's not okay.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I guess now that you've finally been forced to provide health care for your daughter by that dastardly Obamacare, $69 extravagances like Wrestlemania are a thing of the past for you.

(I'm sure you enjoyed watching the My Little Pony marathon on Nickledeon with the little princess, though)

Ha!! The fact that you are still on this with lies after been proven to be a complete idiot is almost as funny as the fact that not only do you watch wrestling, but you also order the pay per view!

 

[Sean Renaud]

So keep bringing up his "daughter" every time he gets angry? That's okay? No, it's not okay.

Is it better than not bringing it up? No. That's even worse.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Is it better than not bringing it up? No. That's even worse.

Do you actually even know what he is talking about?

I am guessing not.

Which in itself makes you a little stupid.

But if you do know what he is talking about, and do not understand the lies and misrepresentation despite the 100% absolute proof to the contrary, than you are much more than a little stupid.