DurtGurl needs an AV

[oggbashan]

Our expert poet and fiction award winner will soon need an AV.

What should the DurtGurl consortium choose to be an appropriate representation of this genius?

Og.

 

[MathGirl]

Our expert poet and fiction award winner will soon need an AV.
What should the DurtGurl consortium choose to be an appropriate representation of this genius?

Really? How many posts are needed?

I have one in mind, but any suggestions are certainly welcome. DurtGurl's is a highly unusual and precious talent, and an AV worthy of her might be hard to find.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

*scanning picture folder for Daisy Duke-pics*

 

[Guest]

Martha Stewart

Nancy Reagan

Meg Ryan

 

[KillerMuffin]

Our expert poet and fiction award winner will soon need an AV.

What should the DurtGurl consortium choose to be an appropriate representation of this genius?

Og.

http://www.hardcore-pussyfuck.com/ketchup-fetish/ketchup-fetish.jpg

It comes from a site about ketchup-fetish.

 

[MathGirl]

Oops

Dear Muffie,
All DG got from your URL was a site for soar eyes.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

DG, I'm too lazy to start Outlook Express... here's the pic I promised you.

 

[TheEarl]

How about this?

The Earl

 

[powderpinkangel]

Oh that's the one!

How about this?

The Earl

How apt...LMAO

 

[MathGirl]

How about this?

The Earl

Dear Earl,
DG has no idea who that is, but thanks, anyway.
MG

 

[oggbashan]

Ann Widdecombe

Dear Earl,
DG has no idea who that is, but thanks, anyway.
MG

The picture is of Ann Widdecombe, a Conservative Member of Parliament for a Kent constituency. (not my constituency!)

She is the toughest woman in her party since Margaret Thatcher. Some say she is tougher. If Baroness Thatcher was "The Iron Lady", Ann Widdecombe is made of high tensile steel.

She makes the other Members of Parliament look like flower carrying wimps and that's just the men.

Og.

 

[DurtGurl]

Mom

I decided to use a picture of Mom for my AV, at least until someone sends me a better one. Shel'l be so pleesed.

Thanks, Swede, for the help.

The new DG storie "Me and Mom" has provoked a short, sharp shower of outrage from readers. Mission accomplished.

Thanks to everone for there continued suppoart.
DG

Pee Ess.. Dear Og and Earl,
That woman looks like one mean mothafucka. I'll bet she would fit right in with the Jukes fambly.

 

[TheEarl]

England seem to have a monopoly of child scaring politicians. Here's a picture of Labour's answers to Anne Widdecombe: Mo Mowlam, who managed to help broker peace in N. Ireland. I think they stopped fighting for the promise that she'd be taken away if they did.

The Earl

 

[oggbashan]

English Politicians

We have a tradition of visually challenging Members of Parliament, male and female, and some of the females have been fearsome.

One of Sir Winston Churchill's lesser known quotations:

"Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, Bessie are ugly. I shall be sober in the morning."

Apart from Teflon Tony (Tony Blair) we tend to elect our Members of Parliament for their abilities rather than their looks. It doesn't work. We still end up with idiots governing us.

Og

Og

 

[MathGirl]

Re: English Politicians

We have a tradition of visually challenging Members of Parliament, male and female, and some of the females have been fearsome.

Those are two very scary looking women.
MG

 

[TheEarl]

And this is the wife of our wonderful leader, Teflon Tony. Allow me to present Cherie 'Letterbox' Blair.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

AV for the dirty one

from Perdita with reeling affection,

If nothing shows I guess I can't 'attach'.

 

[Guest]

one more from Perd

Evil Octopussy:

 

[MathGirl]

Re: AV for the dirty one

Dear Perdita,
That picture looks exactly like Sister Monica, my seventh grade math teacher. She was a natural misogynist, and I added to it by knowing more about math than she did. Scary. I'll have bad dreams tonight.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

ogg, wasn't it also Churchill who had a woman saying to him that if he had been her husband, she would have poisoned his drink, to which he replied:

"Madame, if you had been my wife, I would have drunk it!"


Ooooh, the dry humour of the Brits!

 

[Guest]

Sister Monica

Dear Perdita,
That picture looks exactly like Sister Monica, my seventh grade math teacher. She was a natural misogynist, and I added to it by knowing more about math than she did. Scary. I'll have bad dreams tonight.
MG

Sorry for the bad dreams. By any chance did you get your doctorate at Caltech? I worked there once (admin.) I love scientists, they are some of the most creative and humorous people I know. I have two good D.Phil friends from Oxford, extremely witty and licentious (both maths, male though).

Read DG before you go to sleep, that ought to at least get the nun out of your head.

Purd

 

[oggbashan]

ogg, wasn't it also Churchill who had a woman saying to him that if he had been her husband, she would have poisoned his drink, to which he replied:

"Madame, if you had been my wife, I would have drunk it!"


Ooooh, the dry humour of the Brits!

Yes, that was Churchill as well. His repartee was famous. He worked very hard on his set piece speeches but he could produce one-liners on the spot, not like most of us who think of the perfect retort an hour too late.

Og

 

[Just-Legal]

England seem to have a monopoly of child scaring politicians. Here's a picture of Labour's answers to Anne Widdecombe: Mo Mowlam, who managed to help broker peace in N. Ireland. I think they stopped fighting for the promise that she'd be taken away if they did.

The Earl

Oi!

Mo Mowlam was a fantastic politician who worked through surgery and therapy for cancer... One of the better members of the Labour party who actually stood up for her beliefs.

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Sister Monica

Read DG before you go to sleep, that ought to at least get the nun out of your head.

Dear Purd,
I'm the one person around here who does not need to read DurtGurl.
MG

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Sister Monica

Dear Purd, I'm the one person around here who does not need to read DurtGurl. MG

I guessed that, but wasn't sure if you were virtually a multiple-personality type; e.g.--

May I talk to MG now Durt?

luv you both, Purdy