Durt Gurl Sings?

[oggbashan]

I was listening to a CD of operatic arias when one started a train of thought.

The aria was “Je suis Titania la blonde” from Ambrose Thomas’ “Mignon”. It is an “in your face” statement – take me as I am – or else.

I started thinking of writing different words to it e.g. “I’m Tracey, the Essex Girl” but then I decided that Authors’ Hangout contributors could do much better particularly if they understand music.

So? How about a song for Durt Gurl? What would she sing? Titania’s song would be suitable if sung badly.

Any suggestions?

Og

 

[Dirty Slut]

I would think that a sonnet would work here, maybe to a James Taylor tune.

DS

 

[MathGirl]

DG the chanteuse

DurtGurl has been known to get up on a barroom table and sing after a few jelly glasses of Night Train. Her favorites are "The Hedgehog Can't Be Buggered," and "The Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End." Her voice has been compared to fingernails on a blackboard, but it's actually much worse.
MG, Secretary to DG

 

[destinie21]

I dont know whose siging but I'm briging the band.

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