Dungeons and Dragons: Revenge Of The Monsters

[Fantasies_only]

I don't think anybody has done this before, made a D&D story straight from the Monster Manual (all editions) from their point of view.

Lucifer/Asmodeus (arch devil), Belzibub (lesser devil), gremlins (the devil's minions), imps (mutated mischief makers), demons, vampires, satyr (half goat devil worshipers), succubi, zombies, and witches.
Dragons, worms (see the movie Tremors), sea serpents, land sharks (a shark with a humanoid body, can't climb trees), blobs (like big Jello molds filled with flesh eating acid), beholders (giant floating eyes that can paralyze), harpies (old hags that look like vultures), orcs, ogers, goblins, scorpions, spiders, specters (see wraith), wraith (has conflicting descriptions), nightmares (evil ghost horses), hell hounds (big wolf-like dogs with large fangs and glowing red eyes), etc.
Note: Centaurs are neither good nor evil, they just follow orders (offspring may grow up evil).

This won't be an erotic story, but it's a unique one, told by an oracle to a story teller.

Disclaimer: There is a game like this, but there isn't a story to go with it.

When I say "will", I mean "may".
Would somebody fill in the blanks for me?

 

[GratefulFred]

I've never done a D&D story in my life (free plug).

But why would anyone need all the Monster Manuals anyways? Beyond the first, the books got pretty unimaginative.

 

[Carnevil9]

I prefer the Monster Automatics. Easier on the clutch.

 

[Guest]

I've never done a D&D story in my life (free plug).

But why would anyone need all the Monster Manuals anyways? Beyond the first, the books got pretty unimaginative.

You filthy liar..
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=565274

 

[Fantasies_only]

I've never done a D&D story in my life (free plug).

But why would anyone need all the Monster Manuals anyways? Beyond the first, the books got pretty unimaginative.

The reason being the descriptions got twisted as the books went on.

Beholder - Edition 1
Looks like a floating eye that can spit paralyzing venom from its center.
Beholder - Edition 2
Looks like a giant floating eye than can stop you in your tracks if you look at it.
Beholder - Edition 3
Looks like a giant floating eye that can turn you to stone if you look at it.
Beholder - Edition 4
Orb atop of a magic septor that can detach and float across the land.
Is eyes and ears of sorceress, and can spray sleeping gas (numbs body) until magic spell is said.
Beholder - Edition 5
Same as four, but does nothing but see (can't even hear) and sound alarm (basically a floating security camera).

The best description is a combination of edition 1 and edition 2.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You buy a new edition because each edition is incompatible with the rest of them. Granted you can figure out the conversion but it's a pain the ass.

Now buying Monsterous Manual 2-5 (I think there is a 5) is generally a waste of both time and energy, the later books (take 3 for example) are dedicated to particular world Ebberon being heavily featured in MM3.

I personally like many of the monsters in the second book myself.

 

[Emerald_Dragon]

I don't think anybody has done this before, made a D&D story straight from the Monster Manual (all editions) from their point of view.

Lucifer/Asmodeus (arch devil), Belzibub (lesser devil), gremlins (the devil's minions), imps (mutated mischief makers), demons, vampires, satyr (half goat devil worshipers), succubi, zombies, and witches.
Dragons, worms (see the movie Tremors), sea serpents, land sharks (a shark with a humanoid body, can't climb trees), blobs (like big Jello molds filled with flesh eating acid), beholders (giant floating eyes that can paralyze), harpies (old hags that look like vultures), orcs, ogers, goblins, scorpions, spiders, specters (see wraith), wraith (has conflicting descriptions), nightmares (evil ghost horses), hell hounds (big wolf-like dogs with large fangs and glowing red eyes), etc.
Note: Centaurs are neither good nor evil, they just follow orders (offspring may grow up evil).

This won't be an erotic story, but it's a unique one, told by an oracle to a story teller.

Disclaimer: There is a game like this, but there isn't a story to go with it.

When I say "will", I mean "may".
Would somebody fill in the blanks for me?

How about a really pissed off dragon that wants revenge for the death of her mate and theft of the horde.

How about some nice monsters that have settled into a nice deserted, falling down keep. They are just minding their own buisness when this bunch of schmucks come in and start tearing up the place.

This could be really fun!!!

 

[Fantasies_only]

How about a really pissed off dragon that wants revenge for the death of her mate and theft of the horde.

How about some nice monsters that have settled into a nice deserted, falling down keep. They are just minding their own buisness when this bunch of schmucks come in and start tearing up the place.

This could be really fun!!!

That's a good start, but we still need to fill in the blanks.
A bunch of monsters is pretty generic.
Let's bring this down to one race that has a relationship with another, and made enemies of still more monsters before man comes along and ruins the whole thing.

The dragon thing is pretty lame by itself, but when other creatures are added, it seems halfway decent.
I'm looking to Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, Monster X, Gamera, The Smog Monster, and the creatures of Monster Island for inspiration.

 

[GratefulFred]

Speaking of D&D I hear there's some through going on in SI about this time. I'm not sure exactly where though.

 

[Fantasies_only]

Speaking of D&D I hear there's some through going on in SI about this time. I'm not sure exactly where though.

Interesting, among your stories is one called Sex Trek.
You should br careful about your titles.

Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100582/

Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0180143/

Sex Trek 3: The Wrath of Bob
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0180144/

Sex Trek 4: The Next Orgasm
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127859/

Sex Trek 5: Deep Space Sex
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127860/

Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4 (2007)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1097016/

I suggest you add a disclaimer that characters, settings, and storyline have nothing to do with these films, the author had no knowledge of them when written, and no copy infringement was intended.
Go on to say the story (or series if you have put up more) will be taken down if requested by the director, producers or writers of these films.

There is a series of AIF (Adult Interactive Fiction) games called xTrek (as in rated "X").
Star Trek fans may want to look at this for inspiration, at alt.games.xtrek on Google Groups (read forum rules before posting).
The games may be downloaded at The Official AIF Portal.

 

[Carnevil9]

Interesting, among your stories is one called Sex Trek.
You should br careful about your titles.

Not to worry. You cannot copyright a title. And besides that, parodies are legal, and not considered copyright infringements.

 

[GratefulFred]

Please link the only true decent Star Trek parody in this or any other plane of existance...

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=168364

I have no interest in reading anybody elses Star Trek parody and there's no need to plug non-Literotica stuff anyways. My interest simply is to get a few people to laugh at the lighter side of erotica.

If anyone wishes to borrow this praticular story in any way they must promise that their intentions are not to financially make a profit from it, however if they in any way get you laid as a result or not as a result I would humbly accept sloppy seconds.

Let's see Fantasies, do I think someone's gonna get a slew of lawyers traveling out to the holyland to fight a piece of satire or maybe someone's a bit pissed off that I think the Monster Manuels blew after the first one?