Dumb things you're sick of seeing in movies/TV

[pecksniff]

When a car crashes, it does not explode -- not even if it goes off a cliff. Haven't you ever driven past a wreck? How often was it on fire?

Unless wearing very all-covering body armor, nobody goes through a glass window and remains fit to fight; probably such a person would not even be alive.

When you hear gunfire on the news, it sounds like a cap gun, not like it sounds in the movies.

 

[scrymettet]

parking. Always a nice space laying there

 

[daystate]

I thought all girls love a bad boy?

 

[Plane_Guy]

Michael Bay.

 

[pecksniff]

I thought all girls love a bad boy?

Really bad boys abuse women. And substances.

 

[Dribble]

A

Really bad boys abuse women. And substances.

And get 230 million guaranteed money if you play for the Browns. No hypocrisy there huh?

 

[dmallord]

Since this thread has gone off theme...

When I was young [back sixty-five years or so, I laughed heartily when I saw a cowboy get knocked out a saloon door, sans his hat, jump on a horse, and gallop away. Cut to the posse chase and he has the black hat back on! Some shots are fired, his horse goes down throwing him off ... and I be damn if he doesn't come up off the ground wearing a different type of shirt and scrambles up into the rocks to shot it out with the posse again! Now that was good television!

 

[rachellescott]

Riding a spaceship into a black hole and out the other side. Intact.

 

[allclad]

A
And get 230 million guaranteed money if you play for the Browns. No hypocrisy there huh?

$230 mil guarteed.

 

[butters]

no-one EVER seems to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation right... it's a simple thing to show in a film and could lead to saving lives

they never lift the chin and tilt the head back, opening the airway

pisses me off EVERY DAMN TIME.

 

[scrymettet]

no-one EVER seems to do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation right... it's a simple thing to show in a film and could lead to saving lives

they never lift the chin and tilt the head back, opening the airway

pisses me off EVERY DAMN TIME.

I know someone who was irked by the IV driping in movie

 

[butters]

firing weapons all over the place in enclosed metallic or stone/concrete surroundings, and hardly ever a ricochet

 

[butters]

I know someone who was irked by the IV dripping in movie

i can understand that

 

[pecksniff]

Riding a spaceship into a black hole and out the other side. Intact.

And making audible noise while it does it.

 

[Champakian]

When you decipher the plot and arc ten minutes in
and the actors aren't good enough to sell it.

Instead of rotten tomatoes reviews,
movies should come with
tequila recommendations.

From one shot to ten shots...

 

[Champakian]

People who are miraculously brought back to life by esoteric technologies
and that includes Starman...

 

[Green_Jack]

Shows like NCIS where they go into a crime scene and they're using flashlights. Just turn on the lights for fucks sake.

 

[Hipshot1554]

Cop shows where they announce themselves half a block away and always have a foot pursuit. (never learn)

Cops without an extra magazine on them.

 

[Dribble]

firing weapons all over the place in enclosed metallic or stone/concrete surroundings, and hardly ever a ricochet

And they keep missing. Seriously...you that bad of a shot?

 

[silver gurl]

In horror movies, they always run up the stairs or down into a basement.
Get the f outta the house.

 

[FiatLux64]

commercials..

 

[stickygirl]

Revolvers with unlimited rounds
Airbags that never go off
Americans that never lock their cars
Laser guns where you can see the beam
Escaping spaceships that never get incinerated by the explosion
Knocking out someone with a karate chop/bottle/chair
Chairs that break in fights
Tires squealing on wet roads
People still running twenty seconds after the bomb that went off after ten

 

[juttjaw]

Revolvers with unlimited rounds
Airbags that never go off
Americans that never lock their cars
Laser guns where you can see the beam
Escaping spaceships that never get incinerated by the explosion
Knocking out someone with a karate chop/bottle/chair
Chairs that break in fights
Tires squealing on wet roads
People still running twenty seconds after the bomb that went off after ten

I don't lock my truck. If they want dust and petrified French fry ends, they can have it.

 

[TeegerFever]

When actors don't don't close exterior doors and conversations while brushing teeth.

 

[Phoneme52]

Revolvers with unlimited rounds
Airbags that never go off
Americans that never lock their cars
Laser guns where you can see the beam
Escaping spaceships that never get incinerated by the explosion
Knocking out someone with a karate chop/bottle/chair
Chairs that break in fights
Tires squealing on wet roads
People still running twenty seconds after the bomb that went off after ten

You got that one correct about the number of rounds in a fire. I‘d love to know which guns have unlimited rounds.