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More embarrassing than funny, but it is dumb –

“The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens -- she calls me, 'George W.' -- 'George W.' I call her, 'First Lady.' No, anyway -- she said, we said, march to war on our TV screen.”

- George W. Bush, Bay Shore, New York, Mar. 11, 2004


And then there is ...


"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle, on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Phillies manager

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

The Internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Senator Bob Dole

"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home."
- Ken Olson (President of Digital Equipment Corporation), Convention of the World Future Society in Boston, 1977

"640k ought to be enough for anybody."
- Bill Gates

"Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans."
- Alf Landon, in a campaign speech while running against FDR

"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle
 
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Pity that we can't run something other than our mouths with dumb quotes, it is a seemingly limitless resource.



"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Advertisement

"Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge."
-Tokyo, Japan traffic sign

"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."
- Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
- Yogi Berra

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
- Dan Quayle

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
-George W. Bush

"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
- Vlade Divac, Basketball player

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation

"And now the sequence of events in no particular order."
- Dan Rather

"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin"
-Laura Dern, on Jurassic Park

"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Dan Quayle

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon
 
mcfbridge said:

2. "5 people were killed in a traffic accident last night, 3 seriously."
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Lol. In germany we had a news report saying:
'Yesterday two bodies were found in the house, mother and son.
Officials believe that the son first shot himself, then his mother in rage.'

Snoopy
 
 
"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post." -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island


"I've always thought that under populated countries in Africa are vastly underpopulated." -- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries


"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." -- David Dinkins, mayor of New York City


"I've never had major knee surgery on any part of my body." -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward


"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history -- this century's history--We all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -- Dan Quayle


"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. "
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live


Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP


"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery


Scary, aren't they?

Mat. :rose:

PS. No Bushisms.....??????
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Well, it is hard to pick just one.

;)
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*laughing*.......I'm saying nothing, I have no desire to have the vent of the pro-bush brigade on my back. But I'm sure our politicians are just as dumb ..........when they aren't trying.

My youngest.....he who came with friends and ate me out of house and home last weekend (god, was it only a week ag??!!) has a poster on his bedroom wall, the 'best of Bushisms'. He says any time he feels low he just reads them out loud, and by the time he gets to the end, he is crying with laughter....partly out of pure amusement.....partly out of despair.

Sort of sums it up, I guess.

:rose:
 
matriarch said:
*laughing*.......I'm saying nothing, I have no desire to have the vent of the pro-bush brigade on my back. But I'm sure our politicians are just as dumb ..........when they aren't trying.

My youngest.....he who came with friends and ate me out of house and home last weekend (god, was it only a week ag??!!) has a poster on his bedroom wall, the 'best of Bushisms'. He says any time he feels low he just reads them out loud, and by the time he gets to the end, he is crying with laughter....partly out of pure amusement.....partly out of despair.

Sort of sums it up, I guess.

:rose:
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Yes, it does.

At times the worry overwhelms me. The United States (for so many reasons) is completely fucked.


I'm just hanging on until November!
 
That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me. —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 25, 2004

Earlier today, the Libyan government released Fathi Jahmi. She's a local government official who was imprisoned in 2002 for advocating free speech and democracy. —George W. Bush, citing Jahmi, who is a man, in a speech paying tribute to women reformers during International Women's Week, Washington, D.C., March 12, 2004

God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear. —George W. Bush, Los Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004

Recession means that people's incomes, at the employer level, are going down, basically, relative to costs, people are getting laid off. —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 19, 2004

The march to war affected the people's confidence. It's hard to make investment. See, if you're a small business owner or a large business owner and you're thinking about investing, you've got to be optimistic when you invest. Except when you're marching to war, it's not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it's the opposite of optimistic when you're thinking you're going to war. —George W. Bush, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004

But the true strength of America is found in the hearts and souls of people like Travis, people who are willing to love their neighbor, just like they would like to love themselves. —George W. Bush, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004
 
"More Muslims have died at the hands of killers than — I say more Muslims — a lot of Muslims have died — I don't know the exact count — at Istanbul. Look at these different places around the world where there's been tremendous death and destruction because killers kill." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

"Just remember it's the birds that's supposed to suffer, not the hunter." —George W. Bush, advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004

"I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of our country." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." —George W. Bush, to Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
 
SnoopDog said:
:...can someone explain why it's called '7-11'?...
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As you thought, there is something behind it.

They are supposed to be open from 7 AM to 11 PM.

Either that of their BIG GULPS give you a bellyache that lasts from 7 AM to 11 PM. :(
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
As you thought, there is something behind it.

They are supposed to be open from 7 AM to 11 PM.

Either that of their BIG GULPS give you a bellyache that lasts from 7 AM to 11 PM. :(
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Lol, thnx for the info. I should have guessed that. :eek:

Snoopy
 
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