kamuikamui
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Copyright violation One.
If anyone know people dumber than this, let me know.
If anyone know people dumber than this, let me know.
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Dumb Ass!
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more dumbass's....
a man was caring for an elephant and the said paxiderm became constipated. Being a kind hearted soul the gentleman decided he would help his charge out with this most uncomfortable situation. He fed the elephant, forgive me I cannot remember the exact amount, a large quantity of ExLax which did not seem to help the bound up animal a bit. A light went off in the mans head and he thought an enima would be the best way to get the elephant flowing free again. Inserting a hose into the elephant's rectum, he stood fast waiting for the water to take its desired effect. All well and good however when the elephant let loose this poor bastard was standing wayyyy to close and the elephant's dung came out with such a force it knocked the man over and buried him alive....Oficials never determined if the man died from suffucation or striking his head on the ground.
a man was caring for an elephant and the said paxiderm became constipated. Being a kind hearted soul the gentleman decided he would help his charge out with this most uncomfortable situation. He fed the elephant, forgive me I cannot remember the exact amount, a large quantity of ExLax which did not seem to help the bound up animal a bit. A light went off in the mans head and he thought an enima would be the best way to get the elephant flowing free again. Inserting a hose into the elephant's rectum, he stood fast waiting for the water to take its desired effect. All well and good however when the elephant let loose this poor bastard was standing wayyyy to close and the elephant's dung came out with such a force it knocked the man over and buried him alive....Oficials never determined if the man died from suffucation or striking his head on the ground.
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For this comment, estivie gets
from me.
This one's for you.
Copyright violation two.
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kamuikamui said:
For this comment, estivie gets
This one's for you.
Hehee! Its always fun to laugh at dumbasses...unless of course, I happen to be the dumbass!
Thank you for the rose, its nice to meet you, kam...welcome to the board!
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Copyright violation three.
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Double dumb ass
Copyright violation four.
For fuck sake...
Copyright violation four.
For fuck sake...
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Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up!"
What was plan B?
What was plan B?
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Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
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I have heard that one, still makes ya shake your head at the dumbassness of it all, eh?
Speaking of dumbasses, Southern about eletrocuted himself today. He was painting and touched a live wire. He screamed, threw the paint bucket...as luck would have it, the paint bucket landed upside down...in the trash can. I would have laughed a lot harder at his dumbassness if he would have scattered paint all over.
hehee, don't forget I love you, baby!
Speaking of dumbasses, Southern about eletrocuted himself today. He was painting and touched a live wire. He screamed, threw the paint bucket...as luck would have it, the paint bucket landed upside down...in the trash can. I would have laughed a lot harder at his dumbassness if he would have scattered paint all over.
hehee, don't forget I love you, baby!
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Re:ARaynes, estevie
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Copyright violation five.
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stupid people shouldn't breed I guess
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Speaking of stupid people, if I a kid tries to stop a speeding bus with his face, is it a tragedy or a case of natural selection?
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you want dumb
If I recall correctly, the reason they dreamed up the darwin awards (for removing oneself from the genepool permanently) was because of the dumbass who tried to goose a vending machine for a soft drink and managed to tip it on his sorry ass - killing himself.
If I recall correctly, the reason they dreamed up the darwin awards (for removing oneself from the genepool permanently) was because of the dumbass who tried to goose a vending machine for a soft drink and managed to tip it on his sorry ass - killing himself.
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Copyright violation six.
Would you like number seven?
Copyright violation six.
Would you like number seven?
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