Dude, Where's My Hymen?

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Basic idea is a virgin girl has just turned 21 and, her first time drinking alchohol, gets incredibly hammered. The next morning she notices she's no longer a virgin. She tries to track down who she slept with, but it turns out she was very busy that night, so, each time she thinks she's found the guy she lost her virginity to, it turns out she was with some guy before that, and another guy before that one, and so on and so on.

Any potetial there?
 
FinnMacCool555 said:
Basic idea is a virgin girl has just turned 21 and, her first time drinking alchohol, gets incredibly hammered. The next morning she notices she's no longer a virgin. She tries to track down who she slept with, but it turns out she was very busy that night, so, each time she thinks she's found the guy she lost her virginity to, it turns out she was with some guy before that, and another guy before that one, and so on and so on.

Any potetial there?

Oh, I agree with Red.

Lots of potential. And your thread title made me spit out my drink!

Write the story and use that title!

:D
 
I like it. Sounds like a sexual version of a scavenger hunt. Each guy provides her with a clue to help track down the previous guy, and she never knows when she'll finally reach the one at the head of the train. It's brilliant!.....Carney
 
Very cute title. May make a good satire story!

Otherwise, if she was "too drunk to remember details" how does she know she's not a virgin anymore? Unless sex without a penis can count as losing one's virginity.....i didn't have a hymen anymore when i finally lost mine. :eek:
 
BedtimeStories77 said:
Very cute title. May make a good satire story!

Otherwise, if she was "too drunk to remember details" how does she know she's not a virgin anymore? Unless sex without a penis can count as losing one's virginity.....i didn't have a hymen anymore when i finally lost mine. :eek:

sort of along the lines that I was thinking.

How would she just "notice she's no longer a virgin"? It's not like you look different or anything.

Other than that, great idea.
 
cloudy said:
sort of along the lines that I was thinking.

How would she just "notice she's no longer a virgin"? It's not like you look different or anything.

You didn't get the tiara?

Damn. Somebody messed up.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
You didn't get the tiara?

Damn. Somebody messed up.

got the tiara, but I heard rumors of a scepter too, damn it.
 
cloudy said:
got the tiara, but I heard rumors of a scepter too, damn it.

You only get that if you actually climax during your first time.

(They don't make very many.)
 
You could have just that title and nothing else...that title's hilarious!

Takes me back to a children's story of the little birdie asking all the animals "Are you my mother?"

Guess this wouldn't exactly be a bedtime story tho ;)
 
ninefe2dg said:
Guess this wouldn't exactly be a bedtime story tho ;)

More of a bed ROOM story.

Re: how does she know she's no longer a virgin? I assume waking up sans a hymen, when she had it the day before, would be a clue.......Carney
 
Carnevil9 said:
More of a bed ROOM story.

Re: how does she know she's no longer a virgin? I assume waking up sans a hymen, when she had it the day before, would be a clue.......Carney

um...no. It's not something that's readily visible, nor can you feel it's presence or absence.
 
Loss of a hymen is only obvious if it causes minor bleeding at the time, and I doubt she'd see any evidence of that if she'd been with lots of blokes and it was the next day.

But: seeing as she got rather busy, I guess she'd be a tad sore. That could be her clue.

eta: love that title though!
 
Just a reminder to the boys in this thread, if she was sexually active in any form before engaging in "vaginal penetration by penis" then she most likely had no hymen anymore.

i "lost" mine before i "let a guy go all the way". :rolleyes:
 
Yeah, realistically she'd probably realize she had had sex by the sore feeling and/or still having some male "residue" on her. However it's not inconceivable that she could still have her hymen before that night, and, besides, "Dude, My Vagina's Unusually Sore And I've Got Dried Sperm On Me" isn't as catchy a title.
 
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