Duckisms....

[IrishWolfhound]

Mmm...I'm going to a Bar-b-Duck too ... I plan to have several DUCKritas tonight...

I think those are duck-a-ritas, Morgy (if you are referring to the drinks made with duck-quila). Go easy on those or you will wake up with a headduck.

A duckrita is a young female spanish duck.

 

[BigDawg69]

Mmm...I'm going to a Bar-b-Duck too ... I plan to have several DUCKritas tonight...

NO no no, you cannot go to bar-b duck! Bar-b-duck is a noun, it is something you eat, not something you do! Hahahaha Get your ducks in a row!

Just for the record I ducking hate Monducks!

 

[Starblayde]

Like shooting bar-b-ducks in a barrell

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[TWB]

I don't eat duck meat.

I can suck-a-duck, lick-a duck, flick, poke, or rub-a-duck. Of course I can fuck a duck, but that goes with out saying. I can watch duckfeathers while I dust with a duck feather duster. I can have watchducks guarding my home and car, I can raise ducklings, sleep next to ducks while watching the sunset, show my ducklings other ducks. I can fly with the ducks, swim with the ducks, duck the ducks, paddle with the ducks, wonder at ducks on the wing, dive with the ducks, and feed the ducks. I can lean on a duck when things aren't going right, and I can duck-bill my clients. I can surf the webbed feet.

But I don't eat duck meat.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[IrishWolfhound]

But do you sip duckjuice?

I savor duck juice. I let it flow across my tongue and run down my chin. And I love having the duck lick the duck juice from my lips.