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- Joined
- May 20, 2001
- Posts
- 40,901
Laurel, I never figured you for a blonde, but then I saw all those cats.
Killermuffin, I had such high hopes for your acerbic wit, but then I put down the pipe.
Siren, I love you like a mother. That's not necessarily a good thing.
Cheyenne, you're da bomb babyyy, I just don't know whether to run closer and fry or run away and just deal with the skin peeling off my body.
Dilly, Dilly, Dilly, we both know the truth, don't we.
bratcat, that smile is great, but it doesn't fool me.
Lavvy, as your possible troll, please tell me where you live, I'm in the mood to do some stalking.
Cheffie, whatever name you're using, I think it's time you showed me the carrot.
tigerjen, wtf, I have nightmares about your food issues and the endlessness of your threads.
p_p man, how it is possible that responding to your threads is more difficult than typing your name is beyond me.
Fishie, how you can hold a paintbrush with your tentacles is baffling, but suuuuuuuuuuure you're a great artist.
Lukky, pick one, any one, just for god's sake call someone!<snicker>
cym, I know you like the bondage, but relax the asphyxiation on that forum already.
PC, that daddy fetish you have does something for me.
riff, just cause you have the pussy at your house and name it amelia, doesn't make it quite the same thing
Todd, let's keep that frozen hotdog up your ass, just between you and me, k?
Ruby, can you become skinny, there isn't enough room for my fat ass.
Fly, stop hiding my swatter.
Freaky, Are you druuna want another avatar of mine?
Marxist(carlton), <sorry you weren't here to see the pic of my ass>
LTR, I'd appreciate it if you stopped pissing in my pond<grin>.
nasty<iamman>, I'd appreciate it if you stopped, well you know, in my pond<grin>.
Juicylips, how someone so uncontroversial, becomes so controversial is beyond me. You're such a troublemaker.
LusciousLioness, everyone knows you hate pussy, just stop, stop it now.
sexy-girl, when are you gonna tell her about us?
Juspy, bestest just sounded better than worstest.<grin>
Minxie, put a shirt on for the next get together, k?
miles, I shaved off my hitler moustache, now can we do it?
Ginny, how do you get his dick out of the shell?
JennyOmanHill, I don't even think you exist.
draaah, call me when you get funny.
Birdie, you're the reason Todd is here, we needed balance. Thanks, thanks a LOT!!!
STG, admit it, you have a dirtbike with an I
Jesus on the fender.
Summery, I don't think margaritas or whipped cream is one of the four food groups.
JazzManJim, I know you live next door, I can smell the pizza and hear the Prince music.
glamorilla, I'll let you tell everyone that you made me talk in a deep voice and wear a strap on, but I think they'll be jealous.
Chuckus, two words... STEELERS RULE!!
Private Vasquez, plastic party pooper!
Morgy, when you're done with me, just float me back on the lake, so I can find a nice duck to fuck around with.
SillyMan, it's duck l'orange not duck l'frommage, but you can still love me.
LeXie, don't lie, you know you like Victoria's Secret.
Rose, you sure with this name? positive? We're all about making you happy. Let us know.
Mischka, I love ta hate you, I curse you everytime I googlewhack, I mean thanks.
kiwiwolf, don't talk to me until you tattoo my name on your dick
sunstruck, please get your goddamn invisible jet outta my pool.
sd412, you never draw me, I hate you.
estevie, will you please keep Southern away from me<grin>
MMouse, ayuh, can't get theyuh from heah.
foxinsox, that postcard you sent with the big dildo on it, went over well.
Bob Peale, show me the money.... shot.
Zamdrist, you can take me out of your panties now.
Rhys, for a mouth under lock in key, you sure blurt a lot.
kbear, you're such a fucknozzle
raindancer, are you done with my stalkee yet? lol.
TWB, so, has puberty hit yet?
Viejo, I lurve ya, but I really want that other guy, lol.
Crimpy, put up or shut up, tell me when!
Dawg, sure you can call me, but it's gonna cost ya, lol!!!
Flirt, so how is your mother in law?
Mick, it's either hell or crazy, and we know who's driving!!!
Amelia, I know you're still horneeeeee
Drake<sugahduck> you play flute like a boy.
Happy 10,000 to me.
<for those I didn't list, I only have nice things to say about you >
Killermuffin, I had such high hopes for your acerbic wit, but then I put down the pipe.
Siren, I love you like a mother. That's not necessarily a good thing.
Cheyenne, you're da bomb babyyy, I just don't know whether to run closer and fry or run away and just deal with the skin peeling off my body.
Dilly, Dilly, Dilly, we both know the truth, don't we.
bratcat, that smile is great, but it doesn't fool me.
Lavvy, as your possible troll, please tell me where you live, I'm in the mood to do some stalking.
Cheffie, whatever name you're using, I think it's time you showed me the carrot.
tigerjen, wtf, I have nightmares about your food issues and the endlessness of your threads.
p_p man, how it is possible that responding to your threads is more difficult than typing your name is beyond me.
Fishie, how you can hold a paintbrush with your tentacles is baffling, but suuuuuuuuuuure you're a great artist.
Lukky, pick one, any one, just for god's sake call someone!<snicker>
cym, I know you like the bondage, but relax the asphyxiation on that forum already.
PC, that daddy fetish you have does something for me.
riff, just cause you have the pussy at your house and name it amelia, doesn't make it quite the same thing
Todd, let's keep that frozen hotdog up your ass, just between you and me, k?
Ruby, can you become skinny, there isn't enough room for my fat ass.
Fly, stop hiding my swatter.
Freaky, Are you druuna want another avatar of mine?
Marxist(carlton), <sorry you weren't here to see the pic of my ass>
LTR, I'd appreciate it if you stopped pissing in my pond<grin>.
nasty<iamman>, I'd appreciate it if you stopped, well you know, in my pond<grin>.
Juicylips, how someone so uncontroversial, becomes so controversial is beyond me. You're such a troublemaker.
LusciousLioness, everyone knows you hate pussy, just stop, stop it now.
sexy-girl, when are you gonna tell her about us?
Juspy, bestest just sounded better than worstest.<grin>
Minxie, put a shirt on for the next get together, k?
miles, I shaved off my hitler moustache, now can we do it?
Ginny, how do you get his dick out of the shell?
JennyOmanHill, I don't even think you exist.
draaah, call me when you get funny.
Birdie, you're the reason Todd is here, we needed balance. Thanks, thanks a LOT!!!
STG, admit it, you have a dirtbike with an I
Jesus on the fender. Summery, I don't think margaritas or whipped cream is one of the four food groups.
JazzManJim, I know you live next door, I can smell the pizza and hear the Prince music.
glamorilla, I'll let you tell everyone that you made me talk in a deep voice and wear a strap on, but I think they'll be jealous.
Chuckus, two words... STEELERS RULE!!
Private Vasquez, plastic party pooper!
Morgy, when you're done with me, just float me back on the lake, so I can find a nice duck to fuck around with.
SillyMan, it's duck l'orange not duck l'frommage, but you can still love me.
LeXie, don't lie, you know you like Victoria's Secret.
Rose, you sure with this name? positive? We're all about making you happy. Let us know.
Mischka, I love ta hate you, I curse you everytime I googlewhack, I mean thanks.
kiwiwolf, don't talk to me until you tattoo my name on your dick
sunstruck, please get your goddamn invisible jet outta my pool.
sd412, you never draw me, I hate you.
estevie, will you please keep Southern away from me<grin>
MMouse, ayuh, can't get theyuh from heah.
foxinsox, that postcard you sent with the big dildo on it, went over well.
Bob Peale, show me the money.... shot.
Zamdrist, you can take me out of your panties now.
Rhys, for a mouth under lock in key, you sure blurt a lot.
kbear, you're such a fucknozzle
raindancer, are you done with my stalkee yet? lol.
TWB, so, has puberty hit yet?
Viejo, I lurve ya, but I really want that other guy, lol.
Crimpy, put up or shut up, tell me when!
Dawg, sure you can call me, but it's gonna cost ya, lol!!!
Flirt, so how is your mother in law?
Mick, it's either hell or crazy, and we know who's driving!!!
Amelia, I know you're still horneeeeee
Drake<sugahduck> you play flute like a boy.
Happy 10,000 to me.
<for those I didn't list, I only have nice things to say about you
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