Dubya, Lizzie, Laura and Phil: Have Fun!

Liz: Look deep, deep into my eyes. You are feeling veeerrryy sleeeeeepppy...
 
Liz: In Great Britain, we don't use the middle finger.
 
Here's the best advice I can give you. Act as if you actually care. I've faked it for years.
 
Laura: How the hell did I get myself in the middle of this? Smile, smile, look for an escape, but smile.
 
Philip to Laura, "Hey, is it really true that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? Because I haven't gotten some fresh nookie in a while now." ;)
 
3113 said:
So, Dubya held a banquet for Queen Liz, even spruced up and put on a Tux. No simple, Texas BBQ this!

Here's the picture. Please provide a caption for one of more of the participants!

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/11/images/20031119-4_p35808-22-515h.jpg

George: Hey there, Queenie. You don't mind if I call you Queenie, do you? It's a little thing I do. Heh, heh, heh.

Liz: Not at all, Georgie.

Laura: Oooh, the pills make everything pretty.

Phil: I need to use the loo.
 
I'm not playing, I'm no good at the captions thing...but I did want to mentione.

Apparently, this event is the first time in the whole of his 7 years on the 'throne' that he has actually held a 'white tie reception'

Talk about a cheapskate!!
 
matriarch said:
I'm not playing, I'm no good at the captions thing...but I did want to mentione.

Apparently, this event is the first time in the whole of his 7 years on the 'throne' that he has actually held a 'white tie reception'

Talk about a cheapskate!!

It helps with his image as a "populist". ;) :rolleyes:

Evidently, as a lame-duck, he no longer worries about that. :D :rolleyes:
 
Dubya: Hey, Phil, bet ya forty quid that Cameron beats Brown in the next election. :D
 
George to Queen : "No, I need Tony's balls for a while longer."
 
3113 said:
That is so mean! I love it :D
Then you'll love...

George: "You know all those things we fought you for in 1776? Habeas Corpus, protection against unreasonable search, freedom of religion? Well, guess what..."
 
W: Heh, heh, you got a booger on the side of yer nose.
HMQ: Oh no! Over here?
Laura: Tee hee, Liz, that's just one of George's old fraternity pranks.
Phillip: Oh! A real cracker, that one! Some time I'll have to show him how we broke the underclassmen in at Eton! He'll have to bend over, though, HAH!
 
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