sexualman123
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 11, 2009
- Posts
- 264
Time is relative.
I’m at that awkward age when I’m old enough to be the pervy dude checking your tits. But too young to be attractive to women with a daddy fantasy.
Oh well fuck it I’m into the scotch this evening because I’m old enough and employed enough to be able to afford shit better than Jim bean.
Also I hate cats. Sneaky fuckers. Love dogs though, they at least don’t sneak around and piss on your side of the bed.
That last statement would probably be better if I qualified it by the fact I have a cat, and we coexist most of the time, but he pissed on my side of the bed because I didn’t come home for lunch. Well asshole TPS reports don’t fill out themselves!
On another note I am a decent human being most of the time. But if I’m on here, it is not one of those times.
Come on PM me you know you want too… isn’t this add just turning you on endlessly we can have lengthy discussions about particle physics and your boobs, since even at 37 I’m an idiot.
I’m at that awkward age when I’m old enough to be the pervy dude checking your tits. But too young to be attractive to women with a daddy fantasy.
Oh well fuck it I’m into the scotch this evening because I’m old enough and employed enough to be able to afford shit better than Jim bean.
Also I hate cats. Sneaky fuckers. Love dogs though, they at least don’t sneak around and piss on your side of the bed.
That last statement would probably be better if I qualified it by the fact I have a cat, and we coexist most of the time, but he pissed on my side of the bed because I didn’t come home for lunch. Well asshole TPS reports don’t fill out themselves!
On another note I am a decent human being most of the time. But if I’m on here, it is not one of those times.
Come on PM me you know you want too… isn’t this add just turning you on endlessly we can have lengthy discussions about particle physics and your boobs, since even at 37 I’m an idiot.
