Dry lube

[anonamouse]

and southern ham thread

 

[WickedEve]

Fried Country Ham

There are many ways to fry country salt-cured ham. Fry it up straight in its own fat or add a little grease, or a little water, or a little dry lube. What we like to do is fry up center slices in a half and half mixture of water and 7Up in a 12" skillet, turning often, and leaving the drippings for red eye gravy.

 

[Tathagata]

Fried Country Ham

There are many ways to fry country salt-cured ham. Fry it up straight in its own fat or add a little grease, or a little water, or a little dry lube. What we like to do is fry up center slices in a half and half mixture of water and 7Up in a 12" skillet, turning often, and leaving the drippings for red eye gravy.

I'm adding this to my low fat/ low cholesterol diet
Can I use diet 7up?

 

[WickedEve]

I'm adding this to my low fat/ low cholesterol diet
Can I use diet 7up?

I'm going with diet cherry coke. I'm exciting that way.

 

[Tathagata]

I'm going with diet cherry coke. I'm exciting that way.

Not Dr Pepper?
I thought all you southern folks drank Dr Pepper and ate Moon Pies

 

[WickedEve]

Not Dr Pepper?
I thought all you southern folks drank Dr Pepper and ate Moon Pies

Dr. Pepper is my favorite and I'm having a diet one for breakfast. lol

 

[Tathagata]

Dr. Pepper is my favorite and I'm having a diet one for breakfast. lol

I actually like the diet ones better than the original now.

Who needs Wheaties, diet Dr Pepper and lots of crushed ice
lots of caffeine too

 

[Angeline]

Dr. Pepper is my favorite and I'm having a diet one for breakfast. lol

I love diet Dr. Pepper. I have one almost every afternoon unless I'm already caffeined out for the day in which case it's diet Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

I see Tath likes it, too. It's a plot, right? Or maybe it's the official drink of the secret oval, although I'm giving some to Champers (just to confuse everyone).

 

[WickedEve]

I love diet Dr. Pepper. I have one almost every afternoon unless I'm already caffeined out for the day in which case it's diet Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

I see Tath likes it, too. It's a plot, right? Or maybe it's the official drink of the secret oval, although I'm giving some to Champers (just to confuse everyone).

Um, it's not a secret. I told everyone that it was joke. The oval does not exist. There is no oval.


Meet me in the oval. I have diet dr. pepper, chilled and ready to drink.


.

 

[bogusbrig]

Um, it's not a secret. I told everyone that it was joke. The oval does not exist. There is no oval.


Meet me in the oval. I have diet dr. pepper, chilled and ready to drink.


.

I always thought The Oval was a cricket ground in south London where you drank Pims and made eyes at posh girls who'd call your horse, sausage.

 

[WickedEve]

I always thought The Oval was a cricket ground in south London where you drank Pims and made eyes at posh girls who'd call your horse, sausage.

Sausage? Not southern ham?

 

[champagne1982]

I am so glad I was away last week.

If you rub some molybdendum disulphate on your palms and then wank would that make your penis seem bigger or just black? Either way, I'm betting it's unhealthy.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I am so glad I was away last week.

If you rub some molybdendum disulphate on your palms and then wank would that make your penis seem bigger or just black? Either way, I'm betting it's unhealthy.

Back in the 80's I was in a band called Molybdenum Disulphate and the Wankers.

One-hit wonder.

bijou

 

[Tathagata]

Back in the 80's I was in a band called Molybdenum Disulphate and the Wankers.

One-hit wonder.

bijou

Blew your wad on one single eh?
Been there, we did one called " Enema O.D"
Didn't get a lot of airplay...go figure

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Blew your wad on one single eh?
Been there, we did one called " Enema O.D"
Didn't get a lot of airplay...go figure

No wait. It was Miconazole Nitrate and the ToeJams.

Those years are such a blur...

bj

 

[anonamouse]

I love diet Dr. Pepper. I have one almost every afternoon unless I'm already caffeined out for the day in which case it's diet Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

I see Tath likes it, too. It's a plot, right? Or maybe it's the official drink of the secret oval, although I'm giving some to Champers (just to confuse everyone).

Fucking
Oval teens

 

[bronzeage]

Not Dr Pepper?
I thought all you southern folks drank Dr Pepper and ate Moon Pies

Dr. Pepper is a lunch and dinner drink.

Its not breakfast without Coca-cola.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

All just a lot of wind ... or do you call it gas?