Dry humping a door

The latest crazy

I have never masturbated with a shower door. I am sure that his will become the latest rage and then millions of people will progress from shower doors to revolving doors in major department stores. It is bound to be the latest crazy. :eek:
 
My first orgasm I remember having was dry humping a bike seat lol. I also at one point dry humped the side of a bed frame and several boyfriends. Always fun and unique where you can find something to get off on.
 
I cannot imagine a shower door? what kind "shower door"? The video link is nice.
It's a average oak door, and reminds of something. My sister absolutely fell in love with an Edwardian settee at our G'ma's house. She was making up excuses day and night to go over there, and be down in the basement alone with that piece of furniture.
 
If it were a particularly attractive door, or if I could see my reflection on it... Maybe.
 
My first orgasm I remember having was dry humping a bike seat lol. I also at one point dry humped the side of a bed frame and several boyfriends. Always fun and unique where you can find something to get off on.

I think many of us had our first orgasms that way, either grinding or humping. There’s all kinds of stuff out there now, toys, dildos and the like but it doesn’t feel as good as doing it the old school way. :)
 
I think many of us had our first orgasms that way, either grinding or humping. There’s all kinds of stuff out there now, toys, dildos and the like but it doesn’t feel as good as doing it the old school way. :)

Also most of us don't have those items when that first time occurs.
 
Also most of us don't have those items when that first time occurs.

Exactly, it’s a bit of reminiscing when you do too. I think it feels better because you have to work harder st it. At least that’s my opinion. :)
 
It feels more natural and more sex like versus just getting off.

I agree :) Actually I’ve gotten pretty hot and juicy speaking about all of this! I’m curious did you ever do pillow humping? I know it was almost a rite of passage for everyone but I didn’t do it until about ten years ago.
 
I agree :) Actually I’ve gotten pretty hot and juicy speaking about all of this! I’m curious did you ever do pillow humping? I know it was almost a rite of passage for everyone but I didn’t do it until about ten years ago.

I never did pillow humping. The bike was by chance and the next time I was getting into this tall water bed and rubbed against the rail of it and it felt good so next thing I was going to town till I came.
 
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I never did pillow humping. The bike was by chance and the next time I was getting into this tall water bed and rubbed against the rail of it and it felt good so next thing I was going to town till I came.

Nice! It reminds me of humping my headboard. Its at a perfect height to straddle and it has these bed posts that I can lean against when I do. Awesome orgasms and great work out.
 
Nice! It reminds me of humping my headboard. Its at a perfect height to straddle and it has these bed posts that I can lean against when I do. Awesome orgasms and great work out.

I've never tried a headboard and I do have a good one on my bed right now. Might have to give it a try. Put on a little show.
 
I'd be worried about mildew, but that's me.

But I like this kind of juvenile masturbation. My ex and I once showed each other ways we used to do this kind of stuff. She humped the corner of the sofa, and also stuck a hairbrush in her pussy for me. It was hot. I fucked the cushions on the couch a bit and she loved it.
 
I've never tried a headboard and I do have a good one on my bed right now. Might have to give it a try. Put on a little show.

Oh you’ll love it, trust me! It also helps to have a lot of lube but if you’re naturally really wet it shouldn’t be a problem. try it and let me know how you enjoy it. :)
 
Oh you’ll love it, trust me! It also helps to have a lot of lube but if you’re naturally really wet it shouldn’t be a problem. try it and let me know how you enjoy it. :)

...turning 'dry humping' in to...'moist humping'? :D
 
never tried a door! what about splinters? :eek:

for me it was the corner of my parents washing machine (when it was on obviously!) :eek::heart:
 
I may be in the minority but some of the best orgasms I’ve had were rubbing against the shower door. My first orgasms were in this way and I’ve wanted to get back into this type of humping masturbation. I just saw a video that reminded me of this and wondered if anyone else had tried this before?


https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c2248bf54e25

I have done similar things a couple of times before, but it is just too much work. In the video, she's supporting her body weight with her hands! I'd much rather lay back comfortably and let my fingers do the walking.

I have used the edge of a crazily vibrating washing machine before.
 
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