Drunk.

[DesEsseintes]

You're missing out on some serious sexy, funny, and random ass tangents. At least, that's what our conversations usually involve.

Get a cell already for fucks sake.

You can't drunk send photos to a landline.

Yeah, well...

I only get her letters once a month but the pop-up illustrations make it all worthwhile.

 

[Que Va]

your devotion to the language is admirabl.

all's i have to say is, fucking tapas sucks.
its NOT ENOUGH FOOD, FFS.

That's why you are supposed to pub crawl. Get a plate of tapas at each. ot speaking from experience mind you. There are three bars within 45 miles, potato chips is the best you will do after 10, and one of the bars is closed on weekends.

 

[RickTango]

No ear buds this time.

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/boodles1981/d4ca05e2-0633-4cf8-8cd5-eaf16d05c4b4_zpsc48f784e.jpg

Damn. I always miss the Garnate drunk thread time...maybe because I am always getting drunk at the same time? Now if we could just meet up for drinks think what might happen

 

[Queersetti]

Damn. I always miss the Garnate drunk thread time...maybe because I am always getting drunk at the same time? Now if we could just meet up for drinks think what might happen

Same thing that happened this time, you'd go home and jerk off looking at her pictures.

 

[RickTango]

Same thing that happened this time, you'd go home and jerk off looking at her pictures.

Wow, how did you know? Did I leave finger prints?

 

[Garnate]

I'm hilariously jealous. Why don't I get drunk Garnate texts?

Oh yeah - no cellphone. Join the fucking 21st century, Des. It's full of beautiful people who can talk to each other.

I had been texting her when my friends show up at the bar yesterday and I hit the wrong button, turning on the dictate option where it tries to type out what it hears. My text to her was "I really only when you see her know she is pregnant". I don't know what was actually said, but it had nothing to do with pregnant chicks. I didn't catch the text until later and sent her "Wtf did I just send you?"

Yeah, get a cell phone.

 

[Garnate]

Wow, how did you know? Did I leave finger prints?

It wasn't finger prints you left behind.

 

[Queersetti]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1f/1f70a73b7d891a4429c2cc6b3c70c776a14c7ca20e2ae8fa2a4e2039df2dee47.jpg

 

[RickTango]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1f/1f70a73b7d891a4429c2cc6b3c70c776a14c7ca20e2ae8fa2a4e2039df2dee47.jpg

Trying to clean iPad window, nothing worse than day old cum stains

 

[doowdniw]

What?

You know, boobs, ta tas, hoo haas, jugs. Okay, but just for you.... breasteses.

 

[1HF]

I had been texting her when my friends show up at the bar yesterday and I hit the wrong button, turning on the dictate option where it tries to type out what it hears. My text to her was "I really only when you see her know she is pregnant". I don't know what was actually said, but it had nothing to do with pregnant chicks. I didn't catch the text until later and sent her "Wtf did I just send you?"

Yeah, get a cell phone.

I just ignored it and waited til you noticed. I was hoping you weren't hanging out with a pregnant chick at a bar..

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1f/1f70a73b7d891a4429c2cc6b3c70c776a14c7ca20e2ae8fa2a4e2039df2dee47.jpg

You always post the best pics. This made me laugh. More than it should have..