Drunk isn't fun

[binkley]

I'm a featherweight. No, not a lightweight, a featherweight.

For reasons that are pathetic and irrational, I started drinking wine tonight. Normally, one full normal glass is enough to make me "gabby, grabby and tipsy" (as I already told another cool person). Well, so far I have finished off 3/4 of a bottle of wine and am about to start a second.

What the hell!?

Anyway, I am having a hard time standing, my piano playing is very, very sloppy, and everything is a little blurry.

Tell me again, what's so great about being drunk?

(Ok, this is a selfish, self-pitying posting, but I'm hoping someone can tell me something to make me feel a little less stupid, a little less self-indulgent. But I'll still be stupid and self-indulgent afterwards; I just won't feel as much that way. ;-)

 

[The Squid King]

Tipsy is fun. Drunk is OK. But whacked is the best. Drink cognac, it's faster than wine.

 

[ScarlettRose]

put the rest of the wine up for later

 

[LukkyKnight]

What's fun is sharing it, while managing to not utterly lose control. To let just enough alcohol REDUCE your inhibitions slightly, not keep on going 'til you can't recall where you left your underwear.

 

[lobito]

...Tell me again, what's so great about being drunk?

the worshipping part. It's the best!

 

[wkdclwn]

Better trying to play the piano than drive a vehicle. Nothing at all wrong with drunk. It is good to let yourself go once in a while. No need to feel selfish. Hope you enjoy the second one. Take care. Later.

 

[ScarlettRose]

well i know that when i'm drink the trick is to drink enough that i'm happy and not so much i cry, a delicate balance sometimes, but then i think the experience varies from person to person

 

[pocket73]

The point of being drunk

The best reason I have found for being drunk is to let go of my desire to be in control all the time. Which is why I think I want to be tied up for the first time. That being neither here nor there, my reaction time is dimmed and I let things flow really smoothly. Which is nice in many cases. The challenge though is to not be too loose.

But as a tie in for the best reason, hile not being in control I also have better sex and much longer sex. The last time I was really drunk I had a nice hour long session, and then had a very intimate and loving session that lasted longer than 2 hours. I lost track of time in the middle.

I would say that is the best reason for the drunken stupor we all go through. The reason most people use is to lose their inhibitions and say things they normally wouldn't because their mind stops them while sober.....

 

[binkley]

Re: Re: Drunk isn't fun

the worshipping part. It's the best!

Fine, let's do with worshipping bit. At this point I'd put my mouth around anything that came close to my face, barring a laundry dryer filter.

 

[binkley]

Re: Re: Re: Drunk isn't fun

Fine, let's do the worshipping bit. At this point I'd put my mouth around anything that came close to my face, barring a laundry dryer filter.

 

[lobito]

you must be drunk! Good thing I'm not drunk or lonely tongiht, otherwise...

 

[binkley]

Another part I don't like is that I am horny as hell, and completely incapable. Well, I'm excellent for cuddling (of you don't mind the wine smell), but useless for stiffness. Alas.

 

[pocket73]

nooo blinkey must have errection, must get it on with Isaac Hayes in the background singing about some loving in chocolate pudding...

I mean really no stiffy with the drinky? Are you trying or are you giving up after the first few minutes?

 

[binkley]

I mean really no stiffy with the drinky? Are you trying or are you giving up after the first few minutes?

Is it not the curse of alcohol: all effort and not effect?

 

[pocket73]

Not my experience if you look up all my times drunk and sex combined have made long sexy encounters...and those leave me wanting for more in the morning hours!!! Ok so I need myself a woman now just thinking like this. Somone get me the town hooker I need to slap some ass!

 

[batter]

Binkley

as long as you are drinking at home and not driving, no one will get hurt.

tipsy is cool, plastered isnt cool especially when you wind up hugging the china bowl or the room is spinning.

i always say, as long as no one is getting hurt, drink and have fun.

 

[IA951]

This is why you need to ease up on the sauce and spend a little time with Mary Jane.

It will do you a world of good, you will have a much better time.

 

[pocket73]

My friend Al...

chyhol... has had better results then the darling MJ....just my experience

 

[binkley]

still!?

Ok, it's morning. I made of point of drinking as much water as I could all night long, so I'm not terribly dehydrated. But am am still unbalanced! Geez, walking is almost impossible, and my typing is terrible.

How long does it take for alcohol to be processed?

 

[pocket73]

Wait till you have some food that should take care of the problem or at least most of it...Breads are good at this point.

 

[binkley]

Wait till you have some food that should take care of the problem or at least most of it...Breads are good at this point.

Does it help before or after?

I realized that last night I ate an entire tub of homemade asparagus pasta. Shit! How did I get all that down?

 

[pocket73]

Help yourself to some food the reaction will help you out either way.