Dropdead hilarious things partners say

[cdstefi]

Have at it!

An ex once attacked her bush with the Veet in an attempt to get a really hot looking Brazilian bikini strip, but somehow it didn't quite work. She texted me a pic with the caption "fuck, my fanny looks like Hitler".

We got a lot of mileage out of it after that, sending fake news reports about Kate Adie, reporting from the war-torn Brazilian strip etc

 

[MKvDeepSea]

Geez...my wife and I have been married for almost fifty years and together for close to fifty-two years, so there have been many hilarious things we've said to each other.

One that keeps coming up happened back in 1972 when I was approaching a stop light and was down shifting to let the engine slow us down before braking. My new bride grabbed the dashboard and hollered, "Slow down!"

I calmly replied, "I am slowing down."

Whereas she hollered, "Slow down faster!"

 

[FL30]

A few years ago, and ex said, "Every cat is a pussy, but not every pussy is a cat!"

It's stuck with me ever since she said it.