Drool while asleep

[Mike_Yates]

I slept with my mouth open and my pillow was covered in drool.

Damnit, how do I prevent this from happening?

 

[MNGuy]

Put a plastic bag over your head, tighten it around your neck, and the plastic will keep the drool off the sheets. It will feel like you slept forever.

Susan Slaughter told me to tell you about this method.

 

[December]

Sew your big stupid lips shut.

 

[BossMan62]

Lay off the porn before you go to bed.

 

[great lover]

I slept with my mouth open and my pillow was covered in drool.

Damnit, how do I prevent this from happening?

Sleep with a piece of gum in your mouth. The gum should absorb all the excess saliva.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Sleep with a piece of gum in your mouth. The gum should absorb all the excess saliva.

Yeah, and probably choke on it.

 

[removed020613]

Yeah, and probably choke on it.

I hope you do!

 

[Mike_Yates]

I hope you do!

Go choke on a dick!

 

[Licia]

Yeah, and probably choke on it.

Nah, it'll be a nasty mess in the morning of which only peanutbutter will solve.

 

[eyer]

I slept with my mouth open and my pillow was covered in drool.

Damnit, how do I prevent this from happening?

If you were, indeed, asleep...

...how can you be certain it was you who drooled?

 

[run_silent]

Go choke on a dick!

I wish I could figure out if are a sad little man or a complete nut job. Either way I think you need some professional help. I'm not being mean, you need some help.

 

[warrior queen]

Gaffer tape.
Majickal stuff - solves many, many problems!
For drool, it is recommended that you place a 3 inch long strip across your mouth.
Should you accidentally put it over your nostrils also, it then becomes a more permanent solution.