Drinks

[Kyle]

Good thing I'm a bartender...

 

[Guest]

<walking up to the bar>

Gimmie a shot of Rumplmintz please!!!

 

[Ezzie]

I want a drink!

But since I'm carrying a minor in my belly, make mine a virgin pina colada.

 

[Guest]

Hon, this is cyber space! You can drink if ya want! lol It won't hurt Baby Garcia.

 

[CW]

tall whiskey sour here,,, with crushed ice if you will, this will need to last a while,,, just need to unwind a bit after THIS GAWD awful day,,, had a Garfield Monday on a Wednesday,,, SHEESH !!

 

[*Eve*]

I would like a midori sour please.

 

[Ezzie]

Better safe than sorry....

Hey Tiggie, can I just have a shot glass full of water? That's more fun to freak people out with than actually getting drunk.

 

[Guest]

Jackass. lol That was pretty funny! The look of Dan's face...! OMFG!

 

[*Eve*]

Tiggs you better watch out girl, you are one step closer to those AA meetings.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

I would like a timber-wolf please.

 

[Guest]

AA meetings? Ohhhhh! You mean those things that Ezzie, me, and my ex used to go to at Flashbacks (a bar)!!! Lol!

 

[OUTSIDER]

I'll have...

an absinthe and change for the jukebox

 

[Guest]

<Walking back over to Kyle, stumbling slightly> So, um, uh, come here often?

 

[Guest]

Oh yeah, and...

our me another shot!

 

[R Nitelight]

If anyone would like to see a picture of our lovely Tiggs, look up the word incorrigible in the dictionary.

 

[CreamyLady]

Laphroaigh, please. Neat.

Maybe four . . .

 

[Ambrosious]

Salty Dog, and make it quick!

With Stoli if you got any. Please?

 

[OUTSIDER]

Absinthe is ....

fucking evil so I'll have a pint of bitter and a bottle of light ale, now what to put on the juke box, any ideas any one ? dance or rock ?

 

[Always]

i want some starshine!!

ROCK!!!

 

[R Nitelight]

You are certainly looking looking fetching this evening, Miss Shila.

 

[CreamyLady]

Any music is fine, provided it doesn't make one wish to open a vein.

 

[Vlad]

Make mine a Jack Daniels in branch water, please suh-

 

[insideShiraz]

HicUp...HicUp...

I'll take a yerink of that Gorilla...HicUp, I mean I'll take a Sh...sh... shawt of that Gorilla...Aw Shziszter, gimme a Shawt uz dat Gorilla in...in..instead...

 

[Silverlily]

after THE WORST FUCKING DAY I have EVER had...

Stoli's, shot glass, leave the bottle and bring another.
Ambrosious, care for some before I finish it?

 

[Jester]

Gimme one of them BIG Long Islands!!

Of, and a pint of Guinness!!!!!