Driiiive South!

[Ambrosious]

I haven't got any ideas, but you do know you have to play off of your southern heritage.

How about:

"Bologna and grits for breakfast? Hot damn!"
"If heaven ain't a lot like Dixie..."
"It's hotter than two chihuahuas fucking in a burlap sack."
"Go away boy, you bother me..."
"Jeet yet? Naw. Jew? Naw. Y'unt to? A'ight."

 

[Ambrosious]

"Southen man don't need him around anyhow."

 

[Ally C]

I think there is something psychological that occurs whenever you think of heading south. Subliminal messages about 'going down' perhaps? Or downhill maybe? I don't know ...

 

[Ambrosious]

Ally C

Going down, yes. Take the southern route and all that.

Downhill!!?? NEVER!

 

[Ally C]

Now I know!

Message received and understood Ambrosius ...

 

[DriveSouth]

I think there is something psychological that occurs whenever you think of heading south. Subliminal messages about 'going down' perhaps? Or downhill maybe? I don't know ...

Ally C -
I got your subliminal right here babe!

 

[Ally C]

Drive South ...

I think there is something psychological that occurs whenever you think of heading south. Subliminal messages about 'going down' perhaps? Or downhill maybe? I don't know ...

Ally C -
I got your subliminal right here babe!

Ah ... want to know something Drive South, and promise not to laugh at me? -- I honestly didn't realise Ambrosius was 'calling your name', I thought it was just a bizarre / random subject he'd decided to share some thoughts about ...
(maybe it is!) ... The minute I saw your name in the 'Last Post' box, I felt so stupid, but it's a feeling I'm used to.

I'd ask "is it me, or did the BB just get dumber?", but I think it's definitely me.

 

[DriveSouth]

Ally C

I still have your subliminal right here babe ...

 

[DriveSouth]

Hey, I am open to suggestions from any of my fellow literoticans.

 

[Ally C]

Re: Ally C

I still have your subliminal right here babe ...

Sounds like a case of from the sublime to the ridiculous. I'd much rather have a case of beer, well, for starters anyways ...

 

[DriveSouth]

A case of beer and a bottle of Jose Cuervo!

 

[Ally C]

Cheers!

Too much of that stuff and I'll be open [to suggestions from fellow literoticans] too ...

 

[DriveSouth]

Now we're talking Ally, got any lime?

 

[Ally C]

Now we're talking Ally, got any lime?

No, but don't worry, we can watch the day go past ...
Hey ... how bizarre is that??? A lime shaped cloud just went past ... ya see? ya see???

*WARNING: After 2 beers the cloud even looks lime coloured*

 

[Ally C]

... just depends on how big the beers are ...

 

[FantasyGoddess]

Re: Ally C

I still have your subliminal right here babe ...

You are such a flirt...I'm impressed

 

[DriveSouth]

Re: Re: Ally C

I still have your subliminal right here babe ...

You are such a flirt...I'm impressed

You are way too easily impressed.

 

[Ally C]

Got to go ... and it wasn't the beer.

I was coming to that conclusion too ... but I'm away for now. Later ...

... much later if I don't eat ...

Bye

 

[FantasyGoddess]

Re: Re: Re: Ally C

I still have your subliminal right here babe ...

You are such a flirt...I'm impressed

You are way too easily impressed.

Thanks man, that made me feel good.

 

[DriveSouth]

FG

Here here, let me hug ya and make it better...

 

[FantasyGoddess]

awww, thank you, Ds...Get your hand off my butt.

 

[DriveSouth]

awww, thank you, Ds...Get your hand off my butt.

Butt I like asses....

 

[FantasyGoddess]

Well, alright, but just a quicky.

 

[crystalhunting]

Well..down here in the South...you may actually be treated to some good manners..and good food...and the wemon are beautiful and magnificent..not rude and crude like the NYC bunch.You damn near can get shot in NYC for saying:excuse me in passing.

 

[Ally C]

It's an ill wind ...

Well..down here in the South...you may actually be treated to some good manners..and good food...and the wemon are beautiful and magnificent..not rude and crude like the NYC bunch.You damn near can get shot in NYC for saying:excuse me in passing.

Maybe the hostility is aimed at what was passed, and not the request to be excused? This would be especially true if what was passed was also aimed ...