Dried pussycum on her pubic hair

[KillerMuffin]

Is it good or bad?
Edible?
Signs of poor hygiene?
Proof that she's hot in the sack?
Noticable?
What highly profound statement does dried pussycum make to you? Would you render your highly profound statements in haiku?


Oh hush, Cheyenne.

 

[Starfish]

Dirty little slut... It's bathtime and I am overseeing the bathing to make sure you are cleaned up well.

You, you! Dirty little slut!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I just took a shower.

You are aware of my feelings toward water? I am not disposed toward that transitionary moisture period. Very icky.

 

[scylis]

what is this thing you call "shower"

 

[brisbon]

Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.

Burgess

 

[kiwiwolf]

Aaah Muffin, you post the most romantic thread titles.

 

[Guest]

Dried pussycum is better than leftover toilet paper.

 

[kotori]

wareme dripping
drops glimmer on flaxen hair
a crane in dawn's mist

 

[Cheyenne]

Oh hush, Cheyenne.

What?

 

[Starfish]

I just took a shower.

You are aware of my feelings toward water? I am not disposed toward that transitionary moisture period. Very icky.

You know, you are my soul sister. I feel the same. I didn't say I was getting in the tub, did I?

I bathe because I have to. I'd rather just air out, if you ask me. But I conformed and I bathe regularly now, and to be honest, I know that the southern hemisphere of my bodyplanet needs more rains to flush the lowlands, because of those hot spots that fume all sorts of stuff from thier cavernousness.




This isn't very sexy. Well, really, neither is dried pussy cum on her pubic hair, but hey!

 

[Starfish]

Dried pussycum is better than leftover toilet paper.

We need to come up with a name for that.

Seriously. I am sick of trying to explain to my husband that I hate toliet paper because of the little bitsies, and that I don't want him eating my unwashed beaver in case a stray tp bitsie gets up in him mouth.


TP Bitsie won't do.

They're Pee Paper Pellets?

God I hate them. Ack.

I've seen porn with girls and their pee paper pellets and I just want to go pick them off and bitch out the people on the set for filming while there are pee paper pellets all over. GROSS!

 

[Guest]

hehehehehe~

Hrm, a good name. Pee paper pellets is cracking me up!

 

[Guest]

 

[floridaguy64]

Is it good or bad?
Edible?
Signs of poor hygiene?
Proof that she's hot in the sack?
Noticable?
What highly profound statement does dried pussycum make to you? Would you render your highly profound statements in haiku?


Oh hush, Cheyenne.

Is THAT what keeps making my mustache so icky in the mornings?

 

[Starfish]

Star, I call 'em dingle berries. *shrugs shoulders*

I didn't know what else to call them either.

Lol. You must conform now! It's Pee Paper Pellets or NOTHING!

Really though... yeah... that's what they are. Dingleberries. *chuckles*

BASTARDS!

 

[Coolville]

km...

Didn't know if you meant the 5-7-5 Japanese format or the English language 3-5-3... so I humbly offer both...

it is dry, her cum
like a barren desert
so I moisten it.

dusty cum
until my hot spit
lubricates.

domo arigato...

 

[Never]

Interesting.
I have a full head of... pussy (?) and, yet, no little bits. Maybe you need to try that shower thing a bit more often.

 

[Sillyman]

You have way too much on your mind KM. You need to just let yourself relax and not think.

And now thanks to Starfish I'll be looking for Pee Paper Pellets in my porno. Thank you Starfish!

 

[superlittlegirl]

ahem...

This is no problem
If you will use your Magic
No hair to stick to!

 

[Starfish]

Good one SLG! LOL.

Cept it burnt me, so I have to shave.

Interesting.
I have a full head of... pussy (?) and, yet, no little bits. Maybe you need to try that shower thing a bit more often.

That's gross Never. I shower daily. I do know about the pee paper bits from camping and from just being a girl.

I Never said I had an infestation.


ack!

 

[Never]

I was talking about the dried pussy cum bits.. But, whatever.

How are you Ariel?

 

[Coolville]

haiku... (bless you)

superlittlegirl
she has no pussy hair
that excites me much

lovely starfish girl
shaving all her hair away
i am flustered now

 

[Never]

I'm not fond of haikus.

 

[Coolville]

never doesn't like
these haikus apparently
and I don't like tea

 

[bknight2602]

Is it good or bad? It is very good-good things have happened!
Edible? Very pussy juice is great for the mind and body!
Signs of poor hygiene? Only if it over a week old hehe
Proof that she's hot in the sack?Not necessarily see 1st comment!
Noticable? Only if you are really curious>
What highly profound statement does dried pussycum make to you? That fucking has preceded it pretty basic I think!
Would you render your highly profound statements in haiku? Don't understand it so no.
Now to cum and clean those pretty hairs-yum yum