~Dream's "Top Cunt's List"

[woody54]

I have lurked on these boards for a long time but only recently started posting and I have got myself in trouble already.
I, too, have received one of those PM's from ~Dream~, you know the ones I mean.... but my mother was married!!!!

Does this mean I have arrived or am I just a cunt too.

Got me to thinking though, the irreverent Hanns has alluded to his " Top 5 Cunts List"...... Maybe we should hold a competition for places on ~Dreams~ list. It could be quite long.

So come on all you cunts out there that get on her case , you know who you are.
So lets see some nominations.

 

[islandman]

What does it say about me if I've never received a PM from ~Dream~?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Except for Hanns I have no idea who or what you're talking about. Then again, I don't get out of my box very often. I just found out there's a Jewish Mafia.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I thought they were called Private Messages for a reason.

 

[Guest]

I think someone's dreaming.........

 

[woody54]

I thought they were called Private Messages for a reason.

It still is private, the typo's would cause to much mirth to publish it.

 

[zipman]

I thought they were called Private Messages for a reason.

You're right Ruby! Of course, I had the pleasure of having Dream post my entire pm on several threads on the playground, so while it certainly would be understandable, I won't disclose anything she said.

However, I can say with some degree of certainty that I am clearly one of her top 5.

 

[Rubyfruit]

You have better manners than her, then, Zip.

Oh, and you're in my top five, too.

 

[bluespoke]

However, I can say with some degree of certainty that I am clearly one of her top 5.

You're just trying to get into the clique Zip!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Nope. None of you people ring a bell. I think I might have hit my head this morning. Isn't this e-bay?

 

[zipman]

You're just trying to get into the clique Zip!

Trust me Bluespoke, but sad to say, this is the only "clique" that I am really in!

 

[bluespoke]

Trust me Bluespoke, but sad to say, this is the only "clique" that I am really in!

I suspect that it may be a clique worthy of membership, if not desirable for your sanity!

 

[Problem Child]

I thought they were called Private Messages for a reason.

What's the big deal about posting a pm, as long as you don't give out vital stats?

I mean, I can post the actual verbatim quote where De Sade says he's going to kick out my teeth with his steel toed boots, or I can paraphrase and say "In a pm, De Sade said he was going to kick my teeth out with his steel toed boots."

As long as you're not giving out name, rank and serial number, I don't see what the big whoop is.

 

[zipman]

Nope. None of you people ring a bell. I think I might have hit my head this morning. Isn't this e-bay?

I have a couch to sell


Mom's in town, isn't she?

 

[lilminx]

Trust me Bluespoke, but sad to say, this is the only "clique" that I am really in!

If I had a clique, you'd be in it, darlin'.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore, which is good, cause AJ's a freak.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I just think it's in poor taste, PC. People say things in private that they wouldn't in public.

 

[Problem Child]

I just think it's in poor taste, PC. People say things in private that they wouldn't in public.

That's because they don't have the guts to say them publicly.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

zipman just PMed me to say he likes Rubyfruit, and not like a friend.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Really, truly, Dixon?

What else did he say?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I just think it's in poor taste, PC. People say things in private that they wouldn't in public.

Don't encourage him, Ruby--fer chrissakes!

 

[woody54]

That's because they don't have the guts to say them publicly.

Apparently there are a lot of 'private' remarks of poor taste made off the boards that are better not published. They just draw your attention away from the fact that this is a porn site.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

He said that when you bent over yesterday he could see your bra and it made him feel squishy inside.

 

[Problem Child]

Lance just pm'd me and said he's sorry about all the "Clique stuff" and that he wants to take me putt-putt golfing if I'm ever up in the woods near his isolated Ted Kaczynski-like cabin.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Apparently there are a lot of 'private' remarks of poor taste made off the boards that are better not published. They just draw your attention away from the fact that this is a porn site.

Wow. That made no sense at all. Me or him?