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see what i mean? why in the fuck a turd????I had a dream the other night that I was naked and had to pick up a gigantic turd to cover my breasts. It was disgusting. Somehow I got some in my mouth, and as I was trying to well up enough spit to get the taste out of my mouth (in the dream) I ended up spitting on my pillow in real life!
It was probably the grossest dream I've had in a very long time.
To offset this, I also had a really hot dream the other day. My fiance and I were napping in his bed (again, this is real life). For whatever reason he was lying the opposite way, with his head at the foot of the bed. I drifted off into dreamland, unaware that I had done so, and I was convinced his head was nudging at my crotch as I slept. As I was still half-asleep in my dream, I gave him the most epic blow job ever. In and out to the hilt for a full fifteen minutes. The dream was so realistic, I was pretty sure it happened after I woke up.
This wasn't a dream, but it was pretty weird. One night when I was sick, I took a Sudafed to go to sleep. It was one of the old Sudafeds, with real pseudoephedrine, which is supposed to keep you alert, but my body has the opposite reaction to it. I woke up in the middle of the night (and I assure you I was actually awake), went to the bathroom, and came back and tried to get comfy again. I sat up briefly to see a medieval apothecary standing at the foot of my bed, watching over me. With the mask and everything. He looked exactly like this. The image was there for a few seconds before I closed my eyes and went back to sleep. Turns out the Sudafed I took expired about a year ago, which may have something to do with the hallucination.![]()