Dream conversations with a ghost- warning: Byron

[Noor]

Have you ever had sex with a ghost?
Not yet, you are my first ghost.

Don't need condoms or anything!
How, exactly is this going to work?

Not sure, it's my first time too.
I think it's going to work…

Fuck! Cold! Too cold!
Aren't there more blankets? You promised me all the blankets I wanted…
This isn't down! It's winter in Minnesnowta, what the hell is this?
It's your gran's blanket inside the duvet cover.
Oh, that is so sweet, you sleep under my blanket...

Your feet are cold
Well, I'm cold! Is the down one still on the couch?
Yeah, I'll get it.

Here put on some wool socks,
Hey, these socks fit, I am suspicious…
What about my green down jacket, did you get rid of it?
No, but I put it away.

I don't see how you can be cold, you are a ghost.
Well they took all my clothes away, even my boots!
Why did you let them do that?
I had no say in the matter, next time leave better instructions.
I'm an idiot.

I wonder how many times we get to do this?
This?
I mean life, us, this forever thing
I guess we wait and see
Are you warm enough yet?

Hmmm, I am kind of sleepy, let's sleep
Would that be okay?
Sure

are you asleep?
Sleeping?
She's asleep
I am sorry, I didn't mean for this to happen, can we start again?

 

[Que]

smile

 

[girlsmiley]

I love it.

 

[1HF]

Thank you for sharing. I love it.

 

[PayDay]

Thank you for sharing. I love it.

I think it's fucking creepy necrophilia.

 

[Busybody]

Its nice, Noor

Tell him

I miss kicking his ass

Im sure he will understand......

 

[parodyluvr75]

I've had those, the ones with most powerful impact are the surround sound and sense. You wake and almost think you'll find them there.

I Noor.

 

[dolf]

that was so bloody Byron. I smiled.

 

[PayDay]

I think it's fucking creepy necrophilia.

Doubly so considering who posted in this thread.

 

[dolf]

Doubly so considering who posted in this thread.

you're dead on the inside. does that count?

 

[PayDay]

you're dead on the inside. does that count?

I already know you assume and are full of shit.

Also, you don't know what I am.

 

[dolf]

I already know you assume and are full of shit.

Also, you don't know what I am.

a humourless twat?

 

[cjh]

a humourless twat?

I think that is what is known as a self-evident truth.

 

[PayDay]

a humourless twat?

Make better jokes?

 

[PayDay]

I think that is what is known as a self-evident truth.

They're always sorry. Also, Nazis are chicken.

 

[dolf]

I think that is what is known as a self-evident truth.

the obvious. I point it out.



I have dream envy!

 

[cjh]

the obvious. I point it out.



I have dream envy!

Feed your dreams, then.

 

[PayDay]

the obvious. I point it out.



I have dream envy!

Obvious to whom?

 

[dolf]

Feed your dreams, then.

what do dreams eat? i'm hoping marshmallows.

 

[PayDay]

Audacity is a virtue that should always be practiced with caution.

Creepy noor has the audacity to say he/she/it has the ability to channel a Mod by using 'sweet poetry'


Pedophiles always use candy or puppies.

 

[cjh]

what do dreams eat? i'm hoping marshmallows.

in my part of the world, they eat tiger's blood snow cones.

your part? blood sausage, probably.

this PayDay guy reminds me of a severely diluted matthew craig.

 

[dolf]

in my part of the world, they eat tiger's blood snow cones.

your part? blood sausage, probably.

this PayDay guy reminds me of a severely diluted matthew craig.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

no wonder my dreams are off.

 

[Noor]

I suspect this dream ghost will want a tri-tip steak with peppers and onions
Maybe even mushrooms.

 

[PayDay]

in my part of the world, they eat tiger's blood snow cones.

your part? blood sausage, probably.

this PayDay guy reminds me of a severely diluted matthew craig.

Go look at noor's 'birthday twins' thread and say that again.

Look at noor's sigline and then go check out why I hate James Franco in the 'hating actors for the roles they play' thread and say that again.

 

[cjh]

Go look at noor's 'birthday twins' thread and say that again.

Look at noor's sigline and then go check out why I hate James Franco in the 'hating actors for the roles they play' thread and say that again.

dude,

you're a dick.

go play in your own thread.