Drama! Drama! Drama!

[Dixon Carter Lee]

There are a lot of "award" threads out today. Maybe it's an end of the year thing to always look back at the biggest, the worst, and the drama, drama, drama of the months gone by. For the Newbies who keep asking "Was it always like this?"

Yes.

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We Didn't Start The Fire
by Billy Troll

Raven/Athos tells us lies, Dakota measures penis size
Southernhelle, give's em hell, writes "A Last Word".
Guh and Duh are back again, Mt.T. and Seinn Finn,
IronToto, Cairo, Patryn fakes her suicide.

Fake Name, Roland cries,"Lasher, man you're gonna die!"
Dixon's twelve inch dick and the, truth of Rachel Picabia
Magic Merlin, Cheyene's Snake, Flagg says Crystal's all a fake,
Why do I, feel like I'm, the only one who doesn't lie?

We didn't start the fire,
It was always burning
Since Lit's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
Though we tried to fight it.

Redneck hicks, movie flicks, "Here's my favorite people picks!"
Warrior fucks his daughter, with a hot iron,
Johnny Ringo, dee and Chat, Someone said that Tiggs was fat
Laurel posts her pussy pics, Ramlick says he never licks.

Moderators, cum bubbles, rant and rave and spew and whine,
Shintani, Jane Rolly, writes about her Uncle Jolly,
Would you ever fuck your ex? Flamingo Blue wants anal sex.
Hotgirl and Columbine, Someone tell me where's the line?

We didn't start the fire,
It was always burning
Since Lit's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
Though we tried to fight it.

Gun control, The Constitution, Registration just ain't no solution,
Bob Peale, Hullo Nurse, Bestiality,
Kip Carson writes again, Golden, Fubar, Top Ten,
Plagiarism, Revolution, Todd don't buy this Evolution.

Michael, Cairo, Wet dreaming, Lil' Brandi's got 'em steaming
Hacking for the newsletter, Sex at Laurel's Beach House
Slut Boy is attacked, frightened scared and car-jacked,
Voter Fraud, Anal reaming, UPPER LETTER KEYBOARD SCREAMING!

We didn't start the fire,
It was always burning
Since Lit's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
Though we tried to fight it.

Madame P's gotta go, Always' got a dead bro,
Xander's married, no he's not, KR's got a troll-bot,
Tigerjen says "Vote for me!", Pics of foxy Lunasi,
Pacific sobs, "Call me Rob", the Playground sucks a lot.

Cath! has changed her name agaian, Spelling Buddy says "again",
Vixenshe's Rubinesque, Watch out he's logged in as "Guest".
Sparky's too obsessed with shit, Redwave cheers the Tower hit,
p p man starts to preach, Laurel give your cycle speech!

We didn't start the fire,
It was always burning
Since Lit's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
Though we tried to fight it.

 

[RawHumor]

Bravo! Nice work, man.

But you spelled Tigerjen incorrectly.

 

[Guest]

Unemployed again?

 

[Problem Child]

Excellent, but there's only about a dozen of us left who recognize the names in the first half of the song.

P.S., is this an update? I thought you (someone) did this before?

 

[EarthWind]

hee hee

Thats cool Dixon!!

write one about me now

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Update.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

hee hee

Thats cool Dixon!!

write one about me now

Not til you get back together with Fire.

 

[EarthWind]

Bravo! Nice work, man.

But you spelled Tigerjen incorrectly.

if he did, then so did u!

 

[Problem Child]

hee hee

Thats cool Dixon!!

write one about me now

Yeah Dix, c'mon he/she's been here five days, you can whip something together, can't you?

 

[EarthWind]

I've got fire in my avatar, doesnt that count??





I AM 100% PURE FEMALE!!


thank you very much

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

there's only about a dozen of us left who recognize the names in the first half of the song.

That's the point, though, to show that the drama thing ain't new.

While doing the update I wrote the line "Vixenshe, someone called her fat", and then I realized that I already had that (nearly) exact same line already, but for Tiggs. For every drama that's happened this year you can look in the past and find its doppelganger.

(I fixed Tigerjen, thanks Raw.)

 

[Kalyn]

Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!

Update: DCL's fame and fortune was made by playing Oliver on the Brady Bunch.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I've got fire in my avatar, doesnt that count??





I AM 100% PURE FEMALE!!


thank you very much

Go back to the Playground.

 

[Never]

Manu started this fire. I say we drag his butt in here.

He's got some explaining to do.

 

[tortoise]

I fixed Tigerjen, thanks Raw.)

I was going to say something about the gene pool breathing a sigh of relief here, but I immediately thought better of it. Good thing I'm all about the restraint.

 

[EarthWind]

Go back to the Playground.

kiss my ass

 

[Guest]

wow

 

[peachykeen]

most amusing!

For future reference, should you deem it suitable or appropriate to assimilate me somewhere into verse, here is a handy list of words that rhyme rather nicely with 'peachykeen':

ruptured sleen
beauty queen
Listerine
fava bean
squeaky clean
naked teen
sight unseen
90% lean
aquamarine
soup terrine

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I love rhyming dictionaries.

Now, go out and cause some big stinky scandal, so I can work you into the next update.

 

[sunstruck]

Not a bad rewrite. lol The last verse rhymed best.

At least you weren't using the Billy lookin' Lenny AV. lol

 

[amelia]

i love that. good work.

 

[Guest]

kiss my ass

Very funny thread. Nice work.

 

[sexy-girl]

wonders who will be appearing in the next one a few years down the line

oh you remember that sexy-girl she was such a skank

 

[Pixie]

Great, now I have another song stuck in my head *sigh*




What was that line again?
"The more things change, the more they stay the same."

 

[Cheyenne]

Excellent, but there's only about a dozen of us left who recognize the names in the first half of the song.

Yup, I remember the names, too. It's been a long time!


p.s. Hi, Never!