Draft Dodging Donnie

[BoyNextDoor]

Why does he love the generals so much?

 

[phrodeau]

He used to own them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Jersey_Generals

 

[Hypoxia]

Or he's like the sergeant who plays with his privates.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

For a punk like him it's like carrying a big gun. It makes him feel tough.