SusanJillParker
I'm 100% woman
- Joined
- Oct 29, 2011
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Hi,
I'm Dr. SusanJillParker, MA, MBA, PhD., JD, CPA, of SEX.
With great modesty and humbleness, I am an expert at everything that relates to S-E-X. I know it all. I do. I know everything. I even know where the bodies are buried. I do. I make it my business to know.
Whatever questions you may have will be answered. Ask me anything about S-E-X. Go ahead. I dare you to stump me.
My purpose with this thread is to serve Author Hangout members with their questions and whatever confusion they may have for free. Unlike other doctors and lawyers, there is never a charge to ask a question.
Trust me, all questions will be deemed confidential. No one will see your questions and my answer but for everyone on Literotica. Rest assured that the doctor/client privileges are intact.
Only, if you would be so kind, please stand behind the yellow line. Please take a number and wait your turn. No pushing please. Please turn off all cell phones, mobile devices, and pipe bombs. No talking. No smoking. No chewing gum. Of course, being that this is Literotica, sex is permissible while you wait.
And, above all, no sexual question is stupid. All sexual questions require my deepest thought and personal attention. Depending on the man asking the question, some of my answers may require a strip search by me. Don't worry. I have a box full of latex gloves.
Next in line please.
I'm Dr. SusanJillParker, MA, MBA, PhD., JD, CPA, of SEX.
With great modesty and humbleness, I am an expert at everything that relates to S-E-X. I know it all. I do. I know everything. I even know where the bodies are buried. I do. I make it my business to know.
Whatever questions you may have will be answered. Ask me anything about S-E-X. Go ahead. I dare you to stump me.
My purpose with this thread is to serve Author Hangout members with their questions and whatever confusion they may have for free. Unlike other doctors and lawyers, there is never a charge to ask a question.
Trust me, all questions will be deemed confidential. No one will see your questions and my answer but for everyone on Literotica. Rest assured that the doctor/client privileges are intact.
Only, if you would be so kind, please stand behind the yellow line. Please take a number and wait your turn. No pushing please. Please turn off all cell phones, mobile devices, and pipe bombs. No talking. No smoking. No chewing gum. Of course, being that this is Literotica, sex is permissible while you wait.
And, above all, no sexual question is stupid. All sexual questions require my deepest thought and personal attention. Depending on the man asking the question, some of my answers may require a strip search by me. Don't worry. I have a box full of latex gloves.
Next in line please.